Blood for the Baron!

The Barons finest assemble ready to see Stormshadow off on his secret mission...



The Baron (s) men stand to salute our (slightly yellow) ninja on his way...(any rumours that he's TJ'Bang's bastard offspring are furiously denied!)





Stormie obtains some final words of wisdom from a local expert before heading off for his flight...



To be continued....(and it's not just a spare pair of pants and a tootbrush in that case)...

Cool! (PS. I'm off on me hols too!). Can't wait for the next instalment.

Cool !!!

Waitin' for the rest of the story !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicely done it gets me thinking maybe I should have bought that 25th Cobra Storm Shadow when I had the chance not just the GI Joe Storm Shadow from E-Bay.

Our man has returned!

And his adventures have been far flung and varied!

Once he's got over his jet lag (hey, even Ninja's get jet lagged!) his adventures will be shared...

As a week has passed and our Ninja friend has got over his jet lag his mission reports can now be disclosed

(WARNING - this may get a bit picture heavy, so if that's a problem maybe best to not bother going any further! and possibly a bit dull at times too, but we'll see!)

Codename:- Journey.

Stormie wishes he'd packed a bit lighter, as he'd not banked on having to go halfway across London just to get to another bit of Heathrow for his connecting flight.

Mr S.Shadow felt somewhat misled by BA as to the distance, and felt a strongly worded letter to BA may be in order upon his return (if he could be arsed, that is)





Even 3 & 3/4 inch ninjas get a bit bored in Bangkok airport as they wait for their connecting flight:-



"A few coats of red paint and a few new logos and I shall claim this for the Baron's army" he muses, as he gets looked at weirdly by pretty much everyone else in the departure lounge (SteveD's other half included).





Stormshadow, by this stage, was beginning to wish he'd taken the Rattler instead.

To be continued...

Mission:- Get over flight and scope out the area.

Stormshadow is somewhat concerned by the presence of a rather fat man on the beach walking two very ferocious looking dogs (well, ferocious looking if you are only 3 3/4 inch tall). He feels he needs to get a better vantage point to fully suss out the situation...



From this vantage point (using the special eyes in the back of his head technique taught to him by the previous 30 generations of Assasins from whom he decended) he is able to ascertain that the rotund man and his canine companions pose no threat to one as talented as he - even if he is a bit yellow, and only has one of his swords with him...



...he therefore just hangs around on the beach having scared away his lard assed foe, and generally enjoys his almost fully intact Cobra emblem on his uniform (oblivious to the fact that his logo would be somewhat less intact after three weeks of living in my trouser pocket!)...



...BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!...after all of that relaxing, lulled into somewhat of a false sense of security by his so easily despatching the chubby chap and feeling the effects of jet lag, Stormshadow was nowhere near prepared to encounter such a fearsome foe as SteveD's better half this early into his mission! BUGGER!!!! And so early into the Mission too!!!!....


Luckily, our hero used his special ninja skills to, in the finest Monty Python tradition, RUN AWAY!!!!! to carry on his mission. Little did SteveD's other half know the role she would ultimately play in Stormie's Secret Mission, and how she would come to be grateful for his presence on the holiday (sorry - Mission)...

Now this is funny
Many a holiday are going to be invaded by the lesser halfs taking their little buddies along.
I`m going to be taking a guest next time

(it does get better too! Without any spoilers he does get into one or two rather funny little situations before the holiday is done!)