Blood for the Baron!

Seeing as GI Joe the Motion Picture Is coming out next year just for fun I made up my own cast for an Action Force Movie If I was directing ..lol any way here goes
The Enemy

Baron Ironblood-Jeremy Irons
The Black Major-John Altman(Nick Cotton from Eastenders)
Red Laser-Watanabe Ken
Red Vulture-Gaspard Ulliel
Red Wolf- Jason Stratham
Red Jackal -Nikolai Valuev(Russian Heavyweight Boxer)

Sas Force

Eagle-Ross Kemp
Stackout- Ian Hart
Beaver-Paul Gross
Quickfire-Daniel Craig(If he puts on a accent)
Blades/Chopper-Dwight Schultz
Hunter-Freddy Rodriguez(El Wray in Planet Terror)

Z Force
Skip-James McAvoy
Jammer-Will Smith
Tracker -Antonio Banderas
Quarrel-Emanuelle Seigner
Steeler-Elias Koteas
Wheels-Phillipe Brenninkmeyer

Q Force
Leviathan-Ewan McGregor
Phones -Ardal O'Hanlon
Dolphin -Clive Owen
Shark-Jean Hugues Anglade
Surfer-Jean Micheal Vincent (if he's off the bottle )

Space Force

Sky Raider-Micheal Madsen
Moondancer-Ashraf Barhom
Kiwi-Russell Crowe
Blast Off-Guy Pierce
Hawkwind-Alexander Skarsgard
Hot Jets-Robert Carlyle(as he's good at doing Russian accents)

I'm sure you would come up with something better..

totally inspired!
Irons always plays the best bad guy

Glennister (Life On Mars) for Eagle . He actually does have a posh voice in real life!

Can I play a Kraken?

Maybe you could do the voice lol I figured Kraken would be CGI, otherwise it would be kinda like Star Trek episode where Shatner fights man in Lizard costume he he , guy out of Life on Mars would have to go to gym for about a year but he'd look good in Eagles headgear.. And with a surname like "Irons" you just gotta play Ironblood.. I'd have Nick Cave play Major Bludd in the sequel lol

Although I think he's a bit of a cock in real life, I'd suggest Ben Kingsley for Ironblood.

fuzzchile wrote:Maybe you could do the voice lol I figured Kraken would be CGI, otherwise it would be kinda like Star Trek episode where Shatner fights man in Lizard costume he he , guy out of Life on Mars would have to go to gym for about a year but he'd look good in Eagles headgear.. And with a surname like "Irons" you just gotta play Ironblood.. I'd have Nick Cave play Major Bludd in the sequel lol

Ha ha, yeah! I agree, I think Philip Glennister would look awesome as Eagle and he's got that presence whereby he can kick doors in and shout "Nobody move! You're surrounded by heavily armed b@$t@rd$!" Cool.

As for the Kraken , I'd prefer the old school approach, (probably because I'M gettin' old!); a bloke in a funny suit.

Irons and Cave? Brilliant.

Id definately prefer a bloke in a suit to CGI, its the only way to do the figure justice

And then there id have a chance to appear!

Who would play Skeletron? One of the Cheeky Girls?

Phones would have to be Colin Farrell surely!! Not Father Ted's side kick!!

Ben Kingsley ..yeah I can see that but in Sexy Beast Mode lol He can do pissed off really well .. pity John Thaws not around he would of been good too hmm Skeletron well maybe The Cheeky Girls have too much Flesh on them, I think Posh Spice has the right kind of build for the part .