Blood for the Baron!

Most of you have probably seen this lot already but if you haven't then you can get a better look at stuff if you go to the Collection section and click on the firefight's friday fancies thread.
If you would like to make an o££er on anything or everything (apart from the cupboard- it's a priceless family heirloom), then please do. I'd advise you to be generous because I've got a feeling that the art collector Charles Saatchi will soon be giving me a ring;(of the telephone kind not the neck I hope). I have in my possession:

15 cobra Nightwatch Troopers -£5 each or buy all 15 for just £60. I'll throw in the Nightwatch Officers and stands too!!
2 cobra Nightwatch Officers - £5 each or see above.
12 figure stands - included with each figure while stocks last
14 or so handpainted weapons - £1 each or buy the lot for £10 including ammo crate!baroness' brown box (ammo crate) - £2.50 or see above
Lancehead tank - £15
Diamondback spaag -with 2 different weapons set and engine covers. - £15
Water Mocassin -has no front mg's - £10
Dragon Snake jet - with extra weapons and stickers - £20
A.S.P: Twin Snake - £15
F.A.N.G - £10
black trailer - £5
2 x MMS - £5 each
Stone Killer Radar - £5
Ferret - £5
2 x Bushmaster stinger jeeps -£15 each
Boomslang stinger jeep with 6 different weapon sets - £20
Boa stinger jeep (remains unfinished) - £10

Buy all the vehicles together for only £150! Buy all the figures and vehicles together for the special price of just £200!!. I might find a few extra bits and pieces I can throw in too.
postage not included in any of the prices.

So there it is. Have at it!
ps. I could see this lot in the best seats at the Toy Stadium Of Justice looking down sneeringly upon the MOTU stuff. Or possibly in the Krakens newly re-furbished lair.. wherever.

Wow!! I've just been overwhelmed with the exactly zero number of offers for this lot. And by overwhelmed I mean underwhelmed.- (you do the math)
Would it help if I came up with a sob story?
how about this.. my wife crashed the car, killed the kids, she's now in prison, had to sell the entire crisp collection to pay for funerals, and now these to pay for lawyer fees, hookers etc.
(sits back and waits for messages of sympathy and low-balling offers).

Would probably sell in a jiffy if they were Cobra blue

Sorry to hear of your recent misfortune high&tight. I'm not interested in the customs but would offer good money for any MIB Wotsits.
My loose Wotsit collection is pretty much complete!

So sorry to hear of your tragic circumstances. I'll swap you the lot for a RORC4 Skeletron v2?

stkhlmdk wrote:Would probably sell in a jiffy if they were Cobra blue

Technically, there is no such thing as "Cobra blue". Not really when you think about it. You do the math. (I'm going to keep using that line).

Wolferret:- so which is the cheesy puff and which is the wotsit?

Baz, I'll carefully think it over, thanks.

I'm sure you will be pleased to know that I've just put a price on the priceless. (It seems Satch is too busy taking out Trinny to take on Terrorists) . They were difficult to price but I did the math. I thought I had better because I'm not Mumm-Ra, The Ever- Living* and would be sure to die of old age before anyone here had the testicular fortitude or good taste (Cobra blue is sooo 1980's) to make me any offers.

* Thundercats leaflet still available.