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Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 25 Apr 2013 12:51
by wolforrest
Just had my induction at Omnicorp.
still not sure what my position will be there but on the plus side the have taken all my measurements and given me a donor card.

http://www.omnicorp.com/

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 25 Apr 2013 19:00
by ZForce Loon
Sweet looks like a nice place.

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 25 Apr 2013 20:52
by SteveD
20 seconds to comply......

15 seconds to comply.....

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 14:18
by Dark Horse
Waitaminute! You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES! He's the number two guy at OCP! OCP runs the cops! You're a... cop.

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 15:35
by Double-Tap
Dead or alive you are coming with me!

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 15:48
by meertoh
This reminds me of some film or other that I have seen quite a few times.

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 15:52
by wolforrest
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 16:06
by meertoh
Anyone ever watch the censored version on ITV back in the day?

It was awful... "Why me? why me? .." instead of "f*ck you! etc.." I think Melonfarmer was used too.

Also Aliens had all the f*cks changed to Frigs with an Aussie accent.

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 18:02
by Double-Tap
Yeah, I remember the why me sh*t,, lol

Re: Newbie at Omnicorp.

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 18:17
by ZForce Loon
Dark Horse wrote:Waitaminute! You cocksucker! I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES! He's the number two guy at OCP! OCP runs the cops! You're a... cop.

hes trying to get in with OCP and track down skyline