Blood for the Baron!

I'm in need of the six missiles, both chairs and parachutes, the two engine nozzles and a rear wheel hatch please!

In other words: you bought an empty hull...

would it not just be easier to buy a complete Skystriker??

Well not quite it has the landing mechanism and swing-wing in good working order.

Um. And the canopy.

Hmm, sounds like Cobra covert ops are on your case Baron

"What a lovely load of junk I have in my scrap collection. All for 50 groats at the gate at Bagram airbase."
"Holey moley the malelovent phantoms of Al-Qaeda have humiliated my pride and joy right here on secure, double-secret AF territory. Better spend the next 10 years filling in a material request form and waiting for delivery of parts."
"At least you have a plane, dude."
"Out here on the Helmand perimeter there are no stars. Out here we are immaculately Skystriker-less."

Yeah I basically bought a pile of crap on eBay just to get a replacement torpedo clip for my Swordfish!

"I could have sold you one for a tenner from my box of junk."

"FOOLS! My fiendish plan to bankrupt via my multi-million dollar auction platform is nearly complete! MMMMWWWWWOOAAHH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAHHAHAHAHAHA etc."

I think the wisdom of Withnail applies here: bollocks to the torpedo clips and other spare parts. Anyway, isn't this the issue at hand on another thread? Guess my tuppence goes here then...

OK I bit the bullet and got expensive parts from eBay, still needing the seats and another sidewinder though, if anyone can help?

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