Blood for the Baron!

My week has just fallen apart, Now I will have to sit and make conversation with my wife or some other hideous task!!! Damn you Fireshite!

Pull yer finger out, mate. You're letting the side down.

wolforrest wrote:My week has just fallen apart, Now I will have to sit and make conversation with my wife or some other hideous task!!! Damn you Fireshite!

C'mon now, I'm sure it's not the first time you've had to swallow something that's hard to take.

Chopper wrote:Pull yer finger out, mate. You're letting the side down.

Cheeky Chopper. You'd better keep the cork in yours mate or a Kaiju might pop out.

That sounds....... interesting and a little painful.

Firefight Returns!
The silencer has been removed and a new shiny underslung grenade launcher added.
I've got a lot of photos to upload so I'm going to get straight to business:- there aren't many intentional "jokes" this week. It's a case of more stingers at the expense of less zingers. Whammo! (And humby248 copies my work in 3..2..1.. ) pictured from left to right we have the Bushmaster, Boomslang and Boa variants of Cobra Night Attack jeep. Keeping the snake affiliated names for is something I try to do (and do well if I may be so bold). I envisaged this as a more heavily armoured version of a Stinger and used this pic as inspiration. I never did get that right-side door I wanted so unfortunately it didn't get finished but you get the idea. I feel a bit like Jim Bowen here, "Have a look at what you could have won... alright take it back fellas".
Now, the name "Boomslang" is what I'm calling missile/rocket launcher Stingers. It packs an extra sting in the tail ... This could kill a man from over 1000 yards away no problem. something something Rene Russo nice rack.. I'm getting too old for this sh*t.
Moving on to the subject of being a Bushmaster. Now I had a good long talk with my old pal Mel Gibson and he gave me some advise. It took a few Tequilla Sunrises and a while for me to read the signs but I finally learned what women want. Everything... even what's beyond Thunderdome. They want to be wined and dined in a millon dollar hotel.You're practically going to need a King's ransom to be able to feed the beaver. This poor Bushmaster got a blowout before jacuzzi. - (this "joke" would have worked better a few years back). The Road Warrior s? see, we ain't been slack Walker. this one's a prequel triple whammy! Another triple whammy! Parts of the Radar system can turn 360 degrees and stuff. See you on the road...Scag!
Next week is going to be the final ever F.F.F.!
Jesus passion of the Christ you say, it's the Apocalypto!!!
Calm yourselves, be , this maverick never said F.F.F. would go on forever like an endless bounty, and I never promised you a rose garden either.
Be there or be square; -or looking at porn probably.
cheers,
firefight.
ps. did you see what I did there with that fireflight thing. huh? yeahhhh!

Class!!
Pure class!

Well done, I especially like that radar.

Awesome work, FF!!!

All these cool customs are very inspirering and if I can ever get myself to cut stuff up I might try a few "throw-stuff-together" customs like yours

Bravo FF, your best to date