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Lady Jaye wrote:This movie is a must see for us collectors!

In one scene the virgin is being visited by a woman. His house is one big toy collection. The woman wonders why the toys are still in their packaging. She really doesn't understand it. He explains, but she still doesn't understand. Then she takes one toy of the shelf and wants to open it. The virgin has a fit: "Nooooooo, that's a nineteenseventysomething in a perfect blister!"

My girlfriend rolled on the floor laughing: "Oh, that is soooooo you!"

Instantly I pressed pause on the DVD, pulled down her underwear and gave her a thorough oral, vaginal and rectal explanation of the verb 'to procreate' whilst screaming: "Who's your virgin?"

you really are an odd fella lady jaye!
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Any videos of this? :.
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I hope you were referring to the 30 year old Virgin movie, Ironblood ;-)
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DAMartin wrote:I hope you were referring to the 30 year old Virgin movie, Ironblood ;-)
Oh absolutely the er 30 year old virgin yeah that's exactly what I meant :. I thought he was 40?
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good god, even i've popped me cherry and i still live with me parents and never go out any where except the pictures and even then i go on me lonesome.

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Sundance wrote:good god, even i've popped me cherry and i still live with me parents and never go out any where except the pictures and even then i go on me lonesome.
"popped the cherry"? I guess you are talking about having "given your flower" to a woman, Sundance.
Besides, what has living with the parents do with this? I have plans to get my own house, but I'm not in a hurry to "give my flower" to anyone.
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in Britain, (and America) if you still ive with your parents after the age of about 25 you're seen as being some kind of sad social leper and are a subject of ridicule.

when i say 'popped me cherry' i mean i stuck my dick in a girl's fanny to be completely blunt. i wasn't in a hurry to do it considering i was 24 at the time, and i only dated the girl for 3 weeks, but she was only after one thing really.

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I last moved out when I was 30
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DAMartin wrote:
Sundance wrote:good god, even i've popped me cherry and i still live with me parents and never go out any where except the pictures and even then i go on me lonesome.
"popped the cherry"? I guess you are talking about having "given your flower" to a woman, Sundance.
Besides, what has living with the parents do with this? I have plans to get my own house, but I'm not in a hurry to "give my flower" to anyone.
Hay "Each to there own" I say,
DA if you havn't met the right girl yet & want to wait for that someone special it's a perfectly understandable situation to me & I'd like to think to others as well.

I'm in much the same situation as you Sundance on the "still living with my folks thing", I admit it can be a bit embarashing @ times, when people ask, especially @ my age (35)..but I've never had any incentives to move out, I'm an only child & get along well with my parents,O.K. we do have the rare argument but then show me a family who doesn't.Besides it's never really effected my social life @ all, untill now.

My father's recovering from a recent (very) mild stroke..so I've had be around the house a lot more than I'm used to, helping him & mum out,so even if I did have a place of my own, I'd probably of had to move back in anyway, we live in a small village & as mum can't drive it would be a lot harder for them, and I feel better being here in case of an emergency.
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I hope your dad recovers Thundershot my dad didn't fully from his stroke I did say I was willing to move back home to help out but luckily it wasn't too much for my mum to cope with. They still have extra bannister railing and also in the shower too.
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