Blood for the Baron!

CODE NAME:
CROC MASTER
COBRA REPTILE TRAINER
FILE NAME: UNKNOWN

A CASUAL VISITOR TO COBRA ISLAND MIGHT FIND HIS ACCESS TO CERTAIN AREAS BLOCKED BY A MAZE-LIKE SYSTEM OF SHALLOW CANALS. THESE INTERCONNECTING WATERWAYS ARE ABUNDANTLY STOCKED WITH RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY MAN-EATING CROCODILES WHICH HAVE BEEN DELIBRATELY CONDITIONED TO BE HOSTILE, PSYCHOTIC AND FAST. THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE REPUGNANT REPTILES IS CROC MASTER, A FORMER ALLIGATOR WRESTLER AND BURGLAR ALARM SALESMAN WHO FOUNDED GUARD-GATORS LTD. IN AND EFFORT TO COMMERCIALIZE THE USE OF ALLIGATORS FOR HOME SECURITY.

"CROC MASTER SPENDS HIS LEISURE HOURS DOZING IN A TUB OF TEPID BATH WATER WITH ONLY HIS NOSE BREAKING THE SURFACE. HE DREAMS STRANGE GREEN DREAMS WHILE GRINDING HIS TEETH AND CLENCHING HIS POWERFUL JAWS. HE HAS A HUNGER THAT NEVER LEAVES HIM..."

COBRA FROGMAN
CODE NAME: EELS
FILE NAME: CLASSIFIED
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALITY: UNDERWATER DEMOLITIONS
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALITY: MARINE ENGINEERING
PLACE OF BIRTH: VARIOUS COUNTRIES
GRADE: E-4 (OR EQUIVALENT)

EELS ARE THE UNDERWATER DEMOLITIONS SPECIALISTS OF THE COBRA LEGIONS. THEY MAN AND OPERATE THE COBRA MARINE OUTPOSTS DISGUISED AS OFF-SHORE DRILLING RIGS AND AUGMENT THE CREWS OF LARGER COBRA NAVAL VESSELS.

EELS UNDERGO A RIGOROUS TWO-PART TRAINING PROGRAMME IN THE WARM SHARK AND PIRATE INFESTED WATERS OF THE CAYMAN ISLANDS IN THE CARIBBEAN AND IN THE FRIGID DARK DEPTHS OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC. THEIR TRAINING REGIMEN INCLUDES MARINE STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING, EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE, UNDERWATER FIGHTING TECHNIQUES AND MARINE GEOLOGY.

Cheers Destro!

I realise this is like waaaaaaaay overdue (blame me for not noticing before)...

but I never recieved my cards to transcribe

Do you just not like me, is that what it is?
Is because I was adopted?
Or I'm short?
Or I have squirrel AIDS?

Is that why you pretend to include me with transcription duties, and then 'forgot' to send me the email. Everyone else got one, but not me, noooooooo, not me.

I'm not afflicted, yet received none either. Is the mail broke?

I sent them all out, thankfully you've left it long enough for the yousendit download links to expire.

Very luck indeed. I just thought you were being slack.

i dont think I got any but I have been AWOL for a while...

Was this completed or were we waiting on other contributions?

if this is just a case of typing info directly to the site and you still need help, count me in Boss