
Toy couples
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Re: Toy couples
Never seen that film..but I'm getting close to being the title 

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This movie is a must see for us collectors!
In one scene the virgin is being visited by a woman. His house is one big toy collection. The woman wonders why the toys are still in their packaging. She really doesn't understand it. He explains, but she still doesn't understand. Then she takes one toy of the shelf and wants to open it. The virgin has a fit: "Nooooooo, that's a nineteenseventysomething in a perfect blister!"
My girlfriend rolled on the floor laughing: "Oh, that is soooooo you!"
Instantly I pressed pause on the DVD, pulled down her underwear and gave her a thorough oral, vaginal and rectal explanation of the verb 'to procreate' whilst screaming: "Who's your virgin?"
In one scene the virgin is being visited by a woman. His house is one big toy collection. The woman wonders why the toys are still in their packaging. She really doesn't understand it. He explains, but she still doesn't understand. Then she takes one toy of the shelf and wants to open it. The virgin has a fit: "Nooooooo, that's a nineteenseventysomething in a perfect blister!"
My girlfriend rolled on the floor laughing: "Oh, that is soooooo you!"
Instantly I pressed pause on the DVD, pulled down her underwear and gave her a thorough oral, vaginal and rectal explanation of the verb 'to procreate' whilst screaming: "Who's your virgin?"
Re: Toy couples
Good to hear you paused the DVD Jaye - dont want to miss anything after all!
I agree though - essential viewing for us collectors. And my missus also drew parallels with yours truly!
I agree though - essential viewing for us collectors. And my missus also drew parallels with yours truly!
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"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
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I can see where your cumming from Jaye..
I'd probably be too busy spotting the toys, in the background,on my "wish list" to take any notice of the plot

One of my work mates did say "That film reminds me of you" after she'd watched it..
I'd probably be too busy spotting the toys, in the background,on my "wish list" to take any notice of the plot


One of my work mates did say "That film reminds me of you" after she'd watched it..
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Exactly! After going from MOC (Mint On Couch) to NOC (Nackered On Couch) I could easily continue watching the movie!SteveD wrote:dont want to miss anything after all!

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It's a good film, I didn't think I'd enjoy it but I did.
On touching the trig point, I found my thrill
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
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To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
SO224350
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Is that what your missus said Jaye too???AnnieM wrote: I didn't think I'd enjoy it but I did.

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"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
Re: Toy couples
Well, she couldn't walk for two days, but had a big smile on her face all the time.
Is that what you mean?
Is that what you mean?

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A good film can certainly cheer you up can't it!Lady Jaye wrote:Well, she couldn't walk for two days, but had a big smile on her face all the time.
Is that what you mean?
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Just be carefull next time..you don't want to do any permanent damage do you now Jaye.
One of the saturday lads took his girl to the cinema last weekend,& said it was a complete waste of time, as he got to see the whole movie.
One of the saturday lads took his girl to the cinema last weekend,& said it was a complete waste of time, as he got to see the whole movie.
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