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Re: Toy couples

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Never seen that film..but I'm getting close to being the title :oops:
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Re: Toy couples

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This movie is a must see for us collectors!

In one scene the virgin is being visited by a woman. His house is one big toy collection. The woman wonders why the toys are still in their packaging. She really doesn't understand it. He explains, but she still doesn't understand. Then she takes one toy of the shelf and wants to open it. The virgin has a fit: "Nooooooo, that's a nineteenseventysomething in a perfect blister!"

My girlfriend rolled on the floor laughing: "Oh, that is soooooo you!"

Instantly I pressed pause on the DVD, pulled down her underwear and gave her a thorough oral, vaginal and rectal explanation of the verb 'to procreate' whilst screaming: "Who's your virgin?"

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Good to hear you paused the DVD Jaye - dont want to miss anything after all!

I agree though - essential viewing for us collectors. And my missus also drew parallels with yours truly!
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I can see where your cumming from Jaye..
I'd probably be too busy spotting the toys, in the background,on my "wish list" to take any notice of the plot :lol: :oops:
One of my work mates did say "That film reminds me of you" after she'd watched it..
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SteveD wrote:dont want to miss anything after all!
Exactly! After going from MOC (Mint On Couch) to NOC (Nackered On Couch) I could easily continue watching the movie! :D

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It's a good film, I didn't think I'd enjoy it but I did.
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AnnieM wrote: I didn't think I'd enjoy it but I did.
Is that what your missus said Jaye too??? :-P
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Well, she couldn't walk for two days, but had a big smile on her face all the time.

Is that what you mean? ;)

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Lady Jaye wrote:Well, she couldn't walk for two days, but had a big smile on her face all the time.

Is that what you mean? ;)
A good film can certainly cheer you up can't it!
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Re: Toy couples

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Just be carefull next time..you don't want to do any permanent damage do you now Jaye.

One of the saturday lads took his girl to the cinema last weekend,& said it was a complete waste of time, as he got to see the whole movie.
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