your real name

[Crimson Rage]

As barely anybody bothered to actually give there real name... I won't either.

Lol! I did CR so have others

In that case, it's Paul. My middle name is Douglas, and I never got round to asking my Mum where the hell she pulled that one from!
I mean... "DOUGLAS"???

[Red Laser]

I live in Douglas

[Thundershot]

My middle name's George..after my great grandfather, it was fun being abel to say my name was on all the Bank Of Englands notes.

[Chopper]

Not after Douglas Bader, CR? Well here's a fly in the ointment, my middle name is Paul. After a mate of Dad's who is Hong Kong Chinese.

Peter's name is pronounced in the correct Aussie as "Poita", D'comp. Weird f*ckers, eh?

Your Granddad was King George, Tshot?

[Red Laser]

My middle name is John no idea why other than my parents picked it.

[Sundance]

my parents and sisters listed names they liked and picked the top 2. apparently Scott was first so no one could contract it.

instead, they lengthen it.

[ODB]

If someone with artistic talent (ie not me) could draw up a template we could all do our own Filecards. Of course being the internet there would be a few lies. What do you mean when you say you don't believe my real name is Barbara.

[AnnieM]

My real name, although very short, is always misspelt, so Annie is just easier.

Everyone calls me Annie now anyway.

[The Baron]

Arnie?

How about this, ODB?

[Red Laser]

Joecustoms still has the filecard maker as much a pain in the ass it is to use