Blood for the Baron!

This thread has put me off sex.

woman-thingies = miniature lip-glosses, handbag-sized hairbrushes and soft toys on keyrings

I am a woman, I possess several of the above thingies, ergo they are "woman-thingies"

Excellent rational thinking there Annie. should've therefore come with keys to start the Rapid Fire Motorcycle with some sort of miniature Gonk on?

What's a Gonk? Are you being rude again, Steve?

Chopper wrote:What's a Gonk?

SteveD wrote:Excellent rational thinking there Annie. should've therefore come with keys to start the Rapid Fire Motorcycle with some sort of miniature Gonk on?

And a little pen torch, a fake £1 coin for shopping trolleys, twelve mystery keys, a Tesco mini clubard and an unused address tag.

The Baron wrote:

Chopper wrote:What's a Gonk?

That's a troll

THIS is a gonk



And until recently I also had the spare keys to a Datsun Cherry I sold seven years ago...

OK, I've been watching Ashes to Ashes and the Troll I certainly remember. The Gonk must have been a pommy thing, never seen one before.

I got a whole bowl full of keys I got no idea about. I know if I piff them out I'll never get that deposit box at that Swiss bank open too.

DAMartin wrote:(well, that's MY opinion, but I AM a virgin, so...)

40 year old virgin alert!



Dude! Immediately stop playing with your dollies and go out in the wide world in search of a good looking example of the female species who is more than willing to let you drill for oil in her loving cave of hidden pleasures.

Once you pop, you can't stop!

The Love Doctor is in!