Toy couples
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This thread has put me off sex.
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woman-thingies = miniature lip-glosses, handbag-sized hairbrushes and soft toys on keyrings
I am a woman, I possess several of the above thingies, ergo they are "woman-thingies"
I am a woman, I possess several of the above thingies, ergo they are "woman-thingies"
On touching the trig point, I found my thrill
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
SO224350
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
SO224350
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Excellent rational thinking there Annie. 
should've therefore come with keys to start the Rapid Fire Motorcycle with some sort of miniature Gonk on?
should've therefore come with keys to start the Rapid Fire Motorcycle with some sort of miniature Gonk on?Alte Volat
"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
"BFTB Elite??? Moi??? Ooooooo, Missus - Titter ye not!"
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What's a Gonk? Are you being rude again, Steve?
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Chopper wrote:What's a Gonk?
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And a little pen torch, a fake £1 coin for shopping trolleys, twelve mystery keys, a Tesco mini clubard and an unused address tag.SteveD wrote:Excellent rational thinking there Annie.
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That's a trollThe Baron wrote:Chopper wrote:What's a Gonk?
THIS is a gonk
And until recently I also had the spare keys to a Datsun Cherry I sold seven years ago...
On touching the trig point, I found my thrill
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
SO224350
To the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west, Benny Hill
I'll give you the grid ref, you might like to go
SO224350
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OK, I've been watching Ashes to Ashes and the Troll I certainly remember. The Gonk must have been a pommy thing, never seen one before.
I got a whole bowl full of keys I got no idea about. I know if I piff them out I'll never get that deposit box at that Swiss bank open too.
I got a whole bowl full of keys I got no idea about. I know if I piff them out I'll never get that deposit box at that Swiss bank open too.
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40 year old virgin alert!DAMartin wrote:(well, that's MY opinion, but I AM a virgin, so...)
Dude! Immediately stop playing with your dollies and go out in the wide world in search of a good looking example of the female species who is more than willing to let you drill for oil in her loving cave of hidden pleasures.
Once you pop, you can't stop!
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The Love Doctor is in!