Blood for the Baron!

uh... right... sure....

*backs away slowly*

"If you see a mosquito, don't kill him; he has your same blood"
Charly Badulaque (a Chilean comedy character), not sure if I translated it well.

comedy doesn't always travel well, don't take it personally. i've read jokes online from German comedians and 99% made me go 'huh?'

Well, the joke was supposed to be a pun; the mosquito has your blood because he sucked it, but it sounded as if the "blood" mention was stating the mosquito was a relative, hence the reason for not killing him. Does somebody know if is there a way to make the pun work?

Sundance wrote:uh... right... sure....

*backs away slowly*

I can see you've never dealt with Pirates or Voodoo before...

DAMartin wrote:Well, the joke was supposed to be a pun; the mosquito has your blood because he sucked it, but it sounded as if the "blood" mention was stating the mosquito was a relative, hence the reason for not killing him. Does somebody know if is there a way to make the pun work?

It sounds fine as it is.

Ironblood wrote:

DAMartin wrote:Well, the joke was supposed to be a pun; the mosquito has your blood because he sucked it, but it sounded as if the "blood" mention was stating the mosquito was a relative, hence the reason for not killing him. Does somebody know if is there a way to make the pun work?

It sounds fine as it is.

I got it...don't need to change it

Thanks, guys.

Sundance wrote:comedy doesn't always travel well, don't take it personally. i've read jokes online from German comedians and 99% made me go 'huh?'

it's because it's in German

Never rile a douche bag you don't know how much sh*t will come out of it.