General Scarlett, reporting for International Duty.....

[gung-hoeddie]

i just dribbled hot coffee on the computer! i never used chat up lines simply because they walked off before i spoke.

[SteveD]

I always used to chat to the ones stood in the corner, as then they couldn't back away....

Although I did once try to pull Claire Sweeney on the open dance floor!

[Lady Jaye]

i just dribbled hot coffee on the computer! i never used chat up lines simply because they walked off before i spoke.

Since when do chat up lines walk off?

Or a few of them funny Euro beers where they wipe the top with a lolly stick but only half fill the glass?

If it makes you feel better I can stick my lolly stick in your beer and piss it full to the rim. No problem...

[Red Laser]

I came up with one chat-up line but never used it as it probably would get laughed at "Hi my name's Andy, but you can call me Seabiscuit" the response hopefully would be "Why Seabiscuit?" I would then say " Because I want you to ride me all night like SeaBiscuit".

[Jimbobx]

Although I did once try to pull Claire Sweeney on the open dance floor!

You starfucker you.

[SteveD]

If it makes you feel better I can stick my lolly stick in your beer and piss it full to the rim. No problem...

Do you work in my local - I'm sure the "guest ale" I had at the weekend was something very similar...

[gung-hoeddie]

i just dribbled hot coffee on the computer! i never used chat up lines simply because they walked off before i spoke.

Since when do chat up lines walk off?

thats just how terrible i was at chatting up women even the chat up lines walked away in horror.

[Lady Jaye]

"Don't you know me from somewhere?"
Of course she will say no, then you'll explain you are one of the outcasts in Pop Idiol, you once did the lighting at Newsnight, you were a RAF starboard engine. Anything works to get the peroxide blonde even more confused!

or

"If you are dying for lousy sex tonight, I am your man!"
She thinks it's a joke, but then stick to that promise!

[Lady Jaye]

If it makes you feel better I can stick my lolly stick in your beer and piss it full to the rim. No problem...

Do you work in my local - I'm sure the "guest ale" I had at the weekend was something very similar...

You can say Heineken. I am not thát easily offended.

[gung-hoeddie]

Although I did once try to pull Claire Sweeney on the open dance floor!

You starfucker you.

you mean bucktoothgypsyfucker, she has a head like a broken bag of liver.