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Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 11:41
by The Baron
Ducky's still mincing, I see.
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 11:48
by Red Laser
The Baron wrote:Ducky's still mincing, I see.
He's singing that song from the Alien scene in Spaceballs "hello my darling,hello my sunshine show me a lovely smile" while giving it jazz hands
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 14:03
by DAMartin
That song was originally from a Looney Tunes short.
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 21:40
by gung-hoeddie
sadly not baron just the cock and balls combo i'm afraid. If i do come across any breasts i'll let you know
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 21:46
by Shaunyboy
I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 21:55
by Double-Tap
Shaunyboy wrote:I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.
i saw a fat bastard staring at me through a shop window until i realised it was my reflection
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 13 Jun 2009 22:00
by gung-hoeddie
Double-tap wrote:Shaunyboy wrote:I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.
i saw a fat bastard staring at me through a shop window until i realised it was my reflection
i'm the same shaun so your not alone there, it's got so bad for me i'm actually getting my own post code soon.
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 14 Jun 2009 03:29
by The Baron
So before you take any offers on your cock and balls, Eddie, are you sure they are still there? When was the last time you actually saw them?
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 14 Jun 2009 05:46
by gung-hoeddie
last time i saw them by looking down was summer 98' and to answer the other question i know it's all there as i can view them by using an elaborate system of mirrors.
Re: trooper to officer ratio
Posted: 14 Jun 2009 08:49
by AnnieM
Shaunyboy wrote:I've got breasts. I wish I didn't. I think the expression used nowadays is Man Boobs, or moobs. It's weird, I just looked down one day, after eating a kebab, and I was a fat bastard. Weird.
as nicked by Carter USM...
"When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age - 24, 25 - your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard." (with apologies to Arnold Rimmer)