Blood for the Baron!

Save your energy for the Mutour Sequel, mate.

Mission:- Conquer the Opera House, (and get home in time for tea & crumpets)

Stormie could not believe the ease with which he approached the Opera House, after all of this time – could this finally be the conclusion to his mission? (we all hope so)



“A splendid structure indeed, now I just need to find the best vantage point with which to impose the dominance of the Baron over the whole harbour, nay the whole City, in fact, the whole damned Country! HA HA HA” (he laughs like every good crazed evil villain should).



“No, not this side, t’other side was better” he decides (you can’t rush these things you know!)



As he sets about with his siege equipment, taking over this Landmark, declaring it under new ownership, the end of this mission is in sight.

Finally, after many lives have been, well, slightly interrupted for a brief time, his work is done. This landmark, on the other side of the World, is now under the control of the Baron, and has been designated Baron’s HQ for the Southern Hemisphere.

Mission: Accomplished!!!

Sydney is now under the control of the illustrious Baron, and the sun sets on Stormies Australian adventures:





Figuring that he blooming well deserves it our hero heads out for one last night on the town:-



Now his work here is done, and assured of a healthy success bonus from the Baron upon his return to the UK, Stormy partakes in a slightly more manly cocktail than last time, a Long Island Iced Tea (even if it is served in a lasses glass):-



“Gangster Gangster!!!!” sings Stormie, as he bursts into renditions of Ice T’s most gangsterest tracks.

And there we have it - Mission Accomplished – Our hero therefore heads home, to report in to the Baron that the Southern Hemisphere’s biggest collection of former convicts are now under his control.

The Triumphant Return Home:-

Such were Stormshadows achievements whilst on his Mission that the Baron had taken the unusual step of deciding to give him a bonus for a job well done, and a small party to celebrate his success:-



When suddenly, with the swift, silent skills that have made him the absolute best at what he does, our Ninja arrives, to a standing ovation!!!!



(it’s just a shame that what he does, and therefore is best at, is bumbles his way around Oz and gets drunk at every available opportunity, whilst consistently failing to pull)

Overcome with emotion at not only being home, but also his reward, Stormshadow is so happy he can’t help but give old Tin Head a big hug:-



The Black Major, appalled at such an open display of man loving (and possibly slightly jealous) is so disgusted he has to avert his eyes.

Chuffed to bits with his new vehicle our triumphant hero loads up his swords and backpack in the boot of his brand new drop top:-



The Baron’s welcoming party goes crazy as Stormie waves to the assembled masses and generally shows off to his fans in his moment of glory:-



Never the one to stay at a party too long, such are his solitary ways, that Stormie decides to drive off into the distance (or the kitchen wall, depending on your level of imagination) in pursuit of new adventures, and hot chicks. He is, however, oblivious to the fact that the Black Major is raising his rifle!!!!



Is he taking aim to blow out a tyre???? Or Stormies head??? Is it to be a 1 gun salute in honour of our hero????

Or will this be one of those ending like the Italian Job where we never quite know what happens???

(safe money is the later of the options! – and that Stormie will suddenly reappear, when we all least expect it most, possibly in a mildly more amusing and slightly destructive Bonfire Night experience with his new sidekick).

The End. (For the time being)

DVD Special Features – the Outtakes

To prove he really was underwater with me at the Barrier Reef:-



And very nearly got dropped to the ocean floor!


Alternate Ending:

“Baron???? Is that you???? What’s with that ridiculous new suit???? Powder blue really is not your colour!”




And roll credits........................................

Absolutely marvelous Steve ! Will this be getting made into a movie ?

Nice to see Stormy back in action. A Kiwi once remarked that the Opera House looks like Nuns in a scrum from the air Does this mean I need to bring Kiwi, Recondo or Major Bludd to Europe for a little conquering?

I look forward to the Mutour, missed out on the last one. Was indeed a great read.

Mark

Andy1672 wrote:Absolutely marvelous Steve ! Will this be getting made into a movie ?

straight to DVD in tesco's "£3 or two for a fiver" section.