Blood for the Baron!

So that's why to you turned to armed robbery baron

what seems like a life time ago me and a few drinking buddies decided after the pub had shut to walk down to our local service station with nothing on except for dressing gowns, all was well really we'd been in the cafe bit and a coffee people looked but weren't to bothered about it, as we'd left we walked over to the petrol station where one of us was tasked to go into the shop and by a porn mag and some smokes, being the hereo that i was i said i'd do it, i left the dressing gown open so the meat and two veg were on display and went to pick up a copy of razzle i got to the counter and my stepmother was working there! After some uncomfortable silence i asked her if she'd been enjoying the nice weather she said nothing, i then paid and left i've only seen her once since then.

Displaying the tackle should be an Olympic event by the sounds of it. How did that sink end up Baron? I'm intrigued.

When I was a kid I was horsing around with a mate and put my arm thru the window at school, my Mum was at the Docs at the time and the receptionist told her that one of her kids was coming in for stitches etc, to which my Mum replied, "Oh, that'll be Mark". I got over 60 stitches before I hit 18 I think. None since thankfully. Cut my elbow open and lost part of my thumb. Poor janitor. Small town again, so no hospital just a busy Doctor.

i'm so glad i don't drink.

although Ross's new av is so scary i just might start.

gung-hoeddie wrote:what seems like a life time ago me and a few drinking buddies decided after the pub had shut to walk down to our local service station with nothing on except for dressing gowns, all was well really we'd been in the cafe bit and a coffee people looked but weren't to bothered about it, as we'd left we walked over to the petrol station where one of us was tasked to go into the shop and by a porn mag and some smokes, being the hereo that i was i said i'd do it, i left the dressing gown open so the meat and two veg were on display and went to pick up a copy of razzle i got to the counter and my stepmother was working there! After some uncomfortable silence i asked her if she'd been enjoying the nice weather she said nothing, i then paid and left i've only seen her once since then.

We have a winner!!!!

If we had a poll going, I'd second that one too, Paul.

Chopper wrote:Displaying the tackle should be an Olympic event by the sounds of it. How did that sink end up Baron? I'm intrigued.

When I was a kid I was horsing around with a mate and put my arm thru the window at school, my Mum was at the Docs at the time and the receptionist told her that one of her kids was coming in for stitches etc, to which my Mum replied, "Oh, that'll be Mark". I got over 60 stitches before I hit 18 I think. None since thankfully. Cut my elbow open and lost part of my thumb. Poor janitor. Small town again, so no hospital just a busy Doctor.

The same thing happened to a lad in my class 21 years ago when I lived in Wigan he couldn't stop his momentum took him forward straight through the glass only his name was Paul

Ironblood wrote:
The same thing happened to a lad in my class 21 years ago when I lived in Wigan he couldn't stop his momentum took him forward straight through the glass only his name was Paul

Yup, I fell and couldn't stop myself. My arm went straight thru the small window. Every time I see someone go thru a window on TV I usually mutter.... Bullshit. Took me quite a while to heal as there was too much missing from my thumb to stitch.

ouch! How much thumb did you lose mark?