here ya go baron:

[The Kraken Wakes]

You can pin them up with a safety pin, my brothers friend had his arm chopped off and managed to keep up with all the latest "new romantic" fashion...

[gung-hoeddie]

after careful consideration i've decided against cutting off my left arm, i've already chopped off the index finger on my right hand some years ago, not having a left arm would prove too troublesome for me to perform simple tasks, i can't do up buttons now and struggle with certain more fiddly tasks, i'll keep the tattoo!

[The Baron]

What about sandpaper?

[The Kraken Wakes]

Bleach?

[Shaunyboy]

Why don't you have a Q Force figure tattooed riding on the sardine's back?

[Double-Tap]

What about sandpaper?

i had a mate who had just got out of the army.
he wasnt long back from bosnia and was a wee bit disturbed.
he had loads of really nasty tattoos on his lower arms.
as a party piece he would wrap tinfoil around his arm and rub a lit cigarette across the tinfoil and literally burn his tattoos off.
it actually worked but left his arms severly burned and covered in nasty scars which looked worse than the tattoos.
like i said he was a wee bit disturbed.
Bill

[The Kraken Wakes]

You can make up interesting stories about scars though! My Dad said he got his fighting lions in the desert...

[Double-Tap]

You can make up interesting stories about scars though! My Dad said he got his fighting lions in the desert...

i have some scars on my back my wee lad still thinks i got from fighting lions, lol
Bill

[gung-hoeddie]

and how did you really get the scars?

[Double-Tap]

and how did you really get the scars?

fighting lions

nah, got some dodgy moles chopped off.

then theres the hernia scar around my crotch from when i was attacked by a crocodile.
Bill