Ahoy hoy firefight fans,
You may be surprised (probably not) to hear that there were no high-end toy purchases by me this week. For example; no rare red-eyed Paul Atreides or removeable (winged) underpanted Sting Dune action figures for you to ogle at:-sorry
Graham_UK et al.

No, this week it's a case of life imitating art imitating life (or something like that).
Now you've probably heard recently about the artist who inadvertently used £20,000 worth of comics to make a sculpture worth only about what? £2,000 if we are being generous? We all make mistakes, it can happen to the best of us. Why, something similar happened to me the other day..
..Somehow I managed to turn a complete Scrap Iron figure (conservatively)valued at £5 into a much lower valued piece of art. You want to see it? I must warn you, the following image is fairly graphic (no, not sexually SteveD

). Viewer discretion is advised.

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He's not going to be able to phone home now is he? IS HE!!!
I'm still trying to fathom what this means. It's a strange mystery perhaps only an FBI special agent Dale Cooper action figure could solve.(see earlier Paul Atreides reference for this "joke" to work). Speaking of twin peaks..

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If you get this kind of calibre cosplayer turning up at your RORC, then I might have to cancel our tryst The Baron. You'd be very welcome to join me and Ana deCobray here, it's your choice; you can put your feet up or if you'd rather your helmet up herr kassells while I'm firing hot shots from the muzzle end.
While we are on the subject of shooting double loads. Check out these twin cannons..

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AAA rather than XXX

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I know I've hyped this up quite a bit so I hope that it doesn't leave you feeling dis
asppointed or ex
asperated. ( I used the best ones l
asp week).

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I'm going to post this in the custom section (I might tweek it a tiny bit first), and then enter it into COTM; up there with the best of the best.
There will be no F.F.F. next week as I am taking a much deserved break. Don't you worry, I'll be back ("like an ill-advised Terminator sequel" -The Baron) with all guns ablazin', with the custom collection a crazin', sounding amazin' with the pun filled phrasin'.
cheers
firefight.
p.
a.s.p. Don't forget to vote for me in the COTM contest.
