Blood for the Baron!

A PRESS CONFERENCE HAS BEEN CALLED…..



“Blimey, it’s a bit posh in here aint it”

“Yes Muton – this is SteveD’s study (otherwise known as the Freddie Mercury Tribute Room). We aren’t really allowed in here – apparently we make the place look untidy, but the Boss has called us here for a press conference. Apparently he has a very special guest who would like to make an announcement. Something about paying homage to ones of his greatest supporters ever, and one of his die hard fans”

“Homage??? That’s disgusting….”

“Shhhh Muton – people are starting to come in…..”

“Do you know who it is?”

“Well, I have seen HIM outside.”

“HIM???? Really???”

“Yes, and looking very dapper he was too. Never seen him looking so posh!”

“Here comes the Boss and Rosco now….”



BOSS: “Laydieees and gentleman…..ahem……damn it Rosco, this microphone is right in my face – Stormie, get up here and do the intro for me???”

“Will do Boss…”



“Ladies, Gentlemen & almost indestructible robots. I am pleased to announce, the star of the Press Conference – the Kraken!!!”



“Stormie, old boy, heard a lot about you – is it true you met my friend Shamu? - thanks for that wonderful intro…”

“You’re welcome Sir!”

“Can you smell fish???”

“Shhhhhhh!!!”







“My dear friends, your applause is unnecessary. Welcome, but unnecessary”



“ The purpose of my press conference here today is to pay homage to one of my most ardent supporters, top notch bloke, and purveyor of quality stickers. Ladies and Gentlemen, my message today is short and sweet…..”



ALL: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE KRAKEN WAKES”

“Now lets get drunk and get laid…”



(phew – just managed to get him finished while it is still your birthday!!!)

steve, im speechless! he is awesome!!!!!

Wow! I wanted to see a Kraken in a suit and that is great he's a snappy little dresser

Vote Kraken!

"I'm speechless. I have no speech."



Great work Steve!

cheers lads! Rushed to get him done tonight. Seemed appropriate for tkw's birthday!

Love the Kraken !! I dont think it gets any better than that ?

He reminds me of V looking like that

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY DOING?!!!!!!!!!!

hes awesome! fantastic... I did wonder if thats what it would be was I recognised the lecturn from the figure... have got to have a go at this myself now!