Blood for the Baron!

i got the voice changer Darth Vader helmet and in a moment of madness asked the missus if we could use it for a bit of bedroom lightsaber action.
the look of disgust on her face as she said " if you think i'm gonna let you wear that while you bang away you've another thing comin"

"who said i was gonna wear it" was my witty response.

didnt get any that night for some reason

Tch. Chicks, eh?

wonder if the baron ever got any action with his bucket on his head......

Double-tap wrote:i got the voice changer Darth Vader helmet and in a moment of madness asked the missus if we could use it for a bit of bedroom lightsaber action.
the look of disgust on her face as she said " if you think i'm gonna let you wear that while you bang away you've another thing comin"

"who said i was gonna wear it" was my witty response.

didnt get any that night for some reason

f*ck me. I hereby nominate that for post of the decade. I'm crying and there is coffee EVERYWHERE. Top notch.

Ross, is it that big he needs a bucket?

Bill that is possible the bravest thing i've ever heard, you'd da man!!

I don't see why you didn't get any that night. You are making her life so much easier and clearer, because you go from a very unclear question "Who's your daddy?" to a clear statement "I am your father!"