really not been my week (f*ck im getting old!)

[The Baron]

Thanks for the vote of incontinence.

The warning sign is when you're out clubbing and you suddenly realise that all of the music is rubbish, not like it was back in... oh bollocks.

[ODB]

Thanks for the vote of incontinence.

The warning sign is when you're out clubbing and you suddenly realise that all of the music is rubbish, not like it was back in... oh bollocks.

That happened years ago.

[Quickfire]

Here's something to cheer all ye oldie's up

[DAMartin]

Thanks for the vote of incontinence.

The warning sign is when you're out clubbing and you suddenly realise that all of the music is rubbish, not like it was back in... oh bollocks.

That happens to me with most current comic-books and some new TV series... does that count?

[Chopper]

Thanks for the vote of incontinence.

The warning sign is when you're out clubbing and you suddenly realise that all of the music is rubbish, not like it was back in... oh bollocks.

That happened years ago.

sh*t. It happened at my Kids school disco last week. Some hack had butchered "We will rock you". Its like remaking Planet of the Apes, its doomed to failure from the onset. Oh crap, I'm getting old AND grumpy.

Yeah it does count, DA. Anyone yell at the TV, too?

[The Baron]

I know people who do, I mock them greatly. My mate shouts at letters.

A good one is reaching down for something and making a loud involuntary "uurrhh!!" when you straighten back up.

[Chopper]

I know people who do, I mock them greatly. My mate shouts at letters.

A good one is reaching down for something and making a loud involuntary "uurrhh!!" when you straighten back up.

Ummmm. Can we stop now? I'm feeling old. Uuurrrgh.

[Quickfire]

A good one is reaching down for something and making a loud involuntary "uurrhh!!" when you straighten back up.

I do that all the time. One word: sciatica. The moral of the story is don't jump down more than 10ft at a time. Once you're over 30.

And later next week I'll return as Rowley Birkin QC

[Ross SC]

Thanks for the vote of incontinence.

The warning sign is when you're out clubbing and you suddenly realise that all of the music is rubbish, not like it was back in... oh bollocks.

check.......

A good one is reaching down for something and making a loud involuntary "uurrhh!!" when you straighten back up.

check......

most current comic-books and some new TV series... does that count?

totally agree!

[The Baron]

Ross, have you heard of the Gall Bladder Flush? You drink nothing but apple juice for a week to soften the stones, then on the last night drink a mix of lemon juice and olive oil. The next day you will spend entirely sat on the loo, but will pass the stones naturally. My uncle swears by it.

http://www.worldwidehealthcenter.net/articles-25.html
http://www.kitchendoctor.com/healthcond ... adder.html
http://www.whale.to/a/gall.html