BEWARE OF SHARP OBJECTS!

[Ross SC]

Tis but a flesh wound.

Strangely we were talking about injuries to hands from knives at work today. Did you know that the flap of skin that sits between your thumb and palm/hand is hollow. How do I know, I accidentally slit it open at school once, thats how.

yeah, stuck a knife thru mine once, now i cant pierce it (yeah, some freaks want that bit pierced) because just thinking about it makes me feel sick! (im not talking about piercing mine, i meana when other people ask!)

[Ross SC]

He's afraid to go to the dentist. Even though they'd make it stop hurting, not to mention prevent the infection from spreading. At least get some antibiotics down your neck, Ross.

not so much afraid, as worried i'll punch the f*cker! doesnt hurt anymore........

[The Baron]

Bwark! puk-puk-puk-puk

[Ross SC]

Bwark! puk-puk-puk-puk

huh?????????????????

[Red Laser]

I think he is choking Ross do you know the heimlich?

[Sundance]

he's making chicken noises.

[Ross SC]

oh, i thought he was choking, shouldnt type with your mouth full mate. sundance, were you there @ the time.......

[The Baron]

[Red Laser]

Now if that was a rooster I could have said that's a big cock but because it's not I don't know what to say.

[The Baron]

Now if that was Ross SC I could have been a big cock but because he's not I don't know what I am.