How to be an ebay sniper...

[gung-hoeddie]

brave and stupid!

[Chopper]

Shhh. You'll unleash the pink undie anti-god upon ebay again. Then we'll need to make a sacrifice.

[Monkfish]

Just gave this technique a go and came close but no cigar. Turns out there were two of us sniping.

I was braver - 1 second to their 6 seconds - but they were richer.

Never mind. The plan is sound. Reload, sit and wait...

[Chopper]

Some bastard sniped me the other night, job lot of AF guns etc. I decided to bid half an hour early as it was 1am over here and was knackered. Foolish, foolish man....... let that be a lesson to me.

[gung-hoeddie]

i'll bid on your behalf if you like chopper, providing it's not something i'd like obviously

[Chopper]

Cheeky bugger.

[Monkfish]

Three shots fired, two direct hits. All hail .

[Chopper]

Three shots fired, two direct hits. All hail .

66% is not very accurate, Monkfish. What did you score and where has Sledgypoo gone?

[Monkfish]

I got a load of SAS stuff - 9 figures, 2 parachutes and 2 boat patrols, and a carded attack trooper. I'm happy with that haul, although my mother-in-law is getting anxious about all the stuff she's going to have to fit in her suitcase when she visits in October.

Thanks to popular demand, Hammer's back!

[Chopper]

Can never have too much SAS stuff, glad to see Sledge is back sorting out the yoghurt eating scum.