Blood for the Baron!

Chuck Norris........ Nuf said!

When Chuck Norris had had sex with all the women on the planet & raped all the men, he decided to have sex with a dragon. the next day jet lee & steven seagal were born.......
(most recent chuck fact i have seen)

sent my chuck toys to lady jaye, now i cant find anymore to replace them!
@ least i know they have a good home!

Andy1672 wrote:I am looking and feeling slightly lobsterish !

You've turned in Dr Zoidberg?

I thought I was looking in a mirror for a moment then !!!!!! I was quite startled !

AnnieM wrote:A stand for hats, although it can also be a stand for coats or "coatstand" as I believe they're called by those in the know. Eddie has two hats and I have one so I thought that justified bying an item of furniture. It is brand new, from the 'bay

And Andy - no assembly instructions, I'm just skill at flat-pack. Screwed the top to the bottom all by myself

we need one, i think between us we probably have about 20 bloody hats! now you just need to practise your aim throwing your hat accross the room when you enter!

Bond style or Odd Job style?

I've just been to the beach for my lunchbreak

i don't get much of a lunch break what i did have though i spent drinking coffee wondering who in the hell decided to employ these gimps!