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Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 30 Jun 2009 22:32
by Quickfire
Exactly, ponce you like all the way to the banker

:quick:

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 01 Jul 2009 21:47
by The One and Only
I'm going with the Laird of the House Destro for this episode of Deadliest Warrior.:destro: From some of what I've read about the Red Jackal, the bloke always sort've come off as a weak kneed whiner. :oops: Sort've a Saturday Morning Cartoon bafoon. Cyborg or not, James McCullen will be having Jackal on the menu tonight.

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 02 Jul 2009 00:39
by The Baron
Cite your source!

Red Jackal only appeared twice (the Red Jackal and World Enemy No. 1 strips) and he was ruthless in each.

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Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 02 Jul 2009 01:11
by DAMartin
Yes, Baron, but most :enemy: were ruthless. Even villains need to vary their character traits. Marvel comics' :destro: had a honor code that put him apart of most :cobra: members. If you want :jackal: to kick BAF or TV :destro: , I don't care, but Marvel :destro: is a much better chara.

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 02 Jul 2009 01:16
by Double-Tap
DAMartin wrote:Yes, Baron, but most :enemy: were ruthless. Even villains need to vary their character traits. Marvel comics' :destro: had a honor code that put him apart of most :cobra: members. If you want :jackal: to kick BAF or TV :destro: , I don't care, but Marvel :destro: is a much better chara.

still a man in a mask tho, honour code or not.

jackal is a cyborg killing machine.

no contest :jackal:
Bill

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 02 Jul 2009 01:20
by DAMartin
:destro: is very intelligent, and his main knowledge is about machines (he's an inventor), so he could defeat :jackal: with a stick and a stone (even without his mask on), putting them in the right joints.
You could say "But he must reach :jackal: first!". Well, :destro: is clever enough to get very close even before :jackal: notices him.

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 02 Jul 2009 01:22
by The Baron
DAMartin wrote: :destro: could defeat :jackal: with a stick and a stone
sif.

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 12:36
by fuzzchile
He's only beating himself up so it would be a draw

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 21:25
by Quickfire
:jackal: wins every time.

Ruthless. Russian. Not Scottish. And not a Scottish faker pretending not only to be important but also not British.

Weak failure. And a whiner too ( :destro: Ooohhh, woe is me Cobber Commander blah blah blah whine whine wailing and gnashing of cheap imitation aloominum teeth)

:nobokov: would never countenance such weak-kneed drollery.

:quick:

Re: Who Would Win: Red Jackal Vs. Destro

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 00:11
by The Baron
Nail well and truly hit upon the head.