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Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 02 Oct 2008 00:14
by Flint
PoetFlint wrote:"A stitch in time saves nine."
It's basically saying if something needs mended/fixed take the time and do it now, otherwise it will take alot more time and effort to fix later.

So in old timey language I suppose if your mittens had a small hole in them, take some time and put a stitch in it to fix it rather than do noting and have a huge hole and need 9 stitches to fix it.

I think I should get promoted to Master Seargent of the Shads for being able to answer that. ?!

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 07 Oct 2008 15:23
by Flint
He that pursues two Hares at once, does not catch one and lets t'other go.

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 07 Oct 2008 16:00
by Double-Tap
The withdrawel method dosent work, just ask my 2 kids
Bill

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 08 Oct 2008 18:06
by scoobydie
I`ll be there now in a minute,
See them 2 houses, mine`s in the middle,
Where were you going when I seen you going home,
Who`s boots them shoes,
Who`s coats that jacket hanging on the floor.
Classic wenglish :) :) :)

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 09 Oct 2008 03:25
by Flint
"Lost time is never found again. "

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 11 Oct 2008 08:25
by paulitoy
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I always love the Woody Allen line, to paraphrase:

'How can you trust something that bleeds for 7 days but doesn't die?'



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I also like:

- 'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.'

- 'I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.'

- 'My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.'

:doc: :doc: :doc:

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 13 Jan 2009 17:16
by Flint
"If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the Philosophers-Stone. "- Ben Franklin

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 17 Jun 2009 23:07
by Red Laser
Don't eat yellow snow- no idea

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 18 Jun 2009 14:23
by Flint
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread

Posted: 18 Jun 2009 14:39
by Lady Jaye
Muton wrote:As a medical person, may I add the detail that you should lie on the side you have been shot in, otherwise both lungs will fill with blood regardless! Hope this is of use to everyone!
Yesterday I was gunned down by a gatling gun, and it really worked! You saved my life! :D

Talking 'bout gatling guns: