Official Muton World Tour

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 26 May 2005 22:23

Come to Daddy!

: Who's... your... Daddy?

: That would be me!

: And "Baby" makes three!

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 27 May 2005 15:02

He has arrived! The invasion has begun!

: You will obey my every whim or be assimilated... or annihilated... or freeze-dried... or... whatever...

I was very careful to open the box and will repackage him in the same box, just as he came. I will take pictures today and tomorrow, write in the journal. Then, on Monday, I will be sending him on his merry way to the member who is not Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek fame... Heh!

: Thank God he's not coming to Cincinnatti! We've had enough problems, what with being boycotted by the N.A.A.C.P.!

: Sucker, don't get me started!

chad_ghost · Post by **chad_ghost** » 27 May 2005 17:41

seaneley wrote:He has arrived! The invasion has begun!

: You will obey my every whim or be assimilated... or annihilated... or freeze-dried... or... whatever...

I was very careful to open the box and will repackage him in the same box, just as he came. I will take pictures today and tomorrow, write in the journal. Then, on Monday, I will be sending him on his merry way to the member who is not Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek fame... Heh!

: Thank God he's not coming to Cincinnatti! We've had enough problems, what with being boycotted by the N.A.A.C.P.!
: Sucker, don't get me started!

great! make sure to email notpicard. cant wait to see the pics.

dont forget to email them to me via muton@loserville.us along w/ any info for the pics.

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 27 May 2005 21:45

You got it!

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 04 Jun 2005 02:30

BREAKING EVENT :
CUYAHOGA FALLS, OHIO - RAMPAGING MUTON AND UNKNOWN KILLER GIANT CHILD TERRORIZE THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND HIS TWIN BROTHER, TERRENCE!

Also : Canal Winchester, OH. - Muton meets up with an old friend, the over-caffeinated B.A.T. (v. 2). Sundry and sordid hi-jinks shall naturally ensue...

Stay tuned... More Muton mayhem to come...

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 04 Jun 2005 16:32

So... It begins!

All hail Muton! May the evil 'Bot reign forever!

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 04 Jun 2005 16:52

DAY ONE
He arrives in a small town in the U.S. - Baltimore, Ohio - prepared for invasion!

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The journey through Columbus, Ohio is uneventful, but thoughts of imminent carnage and mayhem remain high...

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Hmmm... This weather is remarkably like that of "Merry Old England"... Isn't is supposed to be summer here?

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 04 Jun 2005 17:09

The long trip to Cuyahoga Falls embraces much monotony, Muton thinks...

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Whoo! One must remain observant in order to avoid the clutches of the local constabulary!

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Oh... I see. We should have taken a right at Ontario... What were we thinking?

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 04 Jun 2005 17:17

Aha! We have arrived at our predetermined destination - Cuyahoga Valley, Ohio! Soon the streets will run red with the blood of capitalist swine... er... I mean, raving consumers!

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Ah! I have spied the intended target! Phasers set to "kill"!

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Mu-hu-ha-ha! Your doom draws nigh, Thomas!

seaneley · Post by **seaneley** » 04 Jun 2005 17:24

Tickets? What does a bloodthirsty ravaging android need with tickets?

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Unhand me. you loutish oaf! This I command! All shall soon bow down to Muton!

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My... For a podunk Hill-billy refuge, Ohio does have pretty scenery, doesn't it?

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Get me off of this infernal contraption! I have victims to slay!