Fordingbridge Film & TV Festival 7th of August

[The Baron]

Maybe you could postpone the wedding, Steve?

[gung-hoeddie]

after 2 years planning i'm sure the soon to be Mrs D would be pleased.

[The Baron]

Yeah, but...

[gung-hoeddie]

will you be going?

[SteveD]

Maybe it's for the best that I cant attend.

If I were to meet Emily she'd no doubt get all jealous as she'd want to be MrsD, and it'd only lead to her crying and stuff, and then all her make up would run, and she'd not look as pretty as normal, and then Dave would get upset that I'd upset his guest of honour.

Its the same reason I keep refusing to meet up with Eliza Dushku for some (as she puts it) "no strings attached shagging". She'd only get obsessive over me and make trouble.

[The Baron]

I wish I could. But right now I wish I could stand up straight more!

[gung-hoeddie]

it's a shame you boys can't make it,

[Sundance]

so, this Emily Booth... she's basically a dirtier version of Olivia Munn?

[The Kraken Wakes]

so, this Emily Booth... she's basically a dirtier version of Olive from On The Buses?

Pretty much yeah

[gung-hoeddie]

Does she not bathe?