Blood for the Baron!

You never see it the other way round though, the bitch has left and I'm selling all her shoes to buy me a new ATAT.

The Kraken Wakes wrote:i thought it didnt sound so realistic with the "pic of the toe" comment and was thinking it might be someone doing it to get more attention

Hmmm. I agree with you there, Krakkers. I'm not buying into the angle either - too much knowledge. It seems to be working, though. Plenty of bids.

I'd put her jimmy choos on the atat and then attack it with rockets!!! Then tie the jimmy choos together and sling them over the telephone wires in a hip hop getto ultimate disrespect styleee.

ODB wrote:You never see it the other way round though, the bitch has left and I'm selling all her shoes to buy me a new ATAT.

although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her best mate and give her the shoes as a "gift"

gung-hoeddie wrote:
although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her sister and give her the shoes as a "gift"

Corrected to show what a real man would do.

I'd just donate her shoes & clothes to charity... 6 weeks or so later, whilst watching the news @ ten, she'd see some lucky native in some 3rd world or other disaster area wearing them.

ODB wrote:

gung-hoeddie wrote:
although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her sister and give her the shoes as a "gift"

Corrected to show what a real man would do.

A real man would sleep with her mother.

gung-hoeddie wrote:

ODB wrote:

gung-hoeddie wrote:
although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her sister and give her the shoes as a "gift"

Corrected to show what a real man would do.

A real man would sleep with her brother.

You're on your own there matey.

Any holes a goal.

a REAL man would shag her sister, her best mate AND her mum.

all at once.