Never upset your girlfriend

[ODB]

You never see it the other way round though, the bitch has left and I'm selling all her shoes to buy me a new ATAT.

[Jimbobx]

i thought it didnt sound so realistic with the "pic of the toe" comment and was thinking it might be someone doing it to get more attention

Hmmm. I agree with you there, Krakkers. I'm not buying into the angle either - too much knowledge. It seems to be working, though. Plenty of bids.

[SteveD]

I'd put her jimmy choos on the atat and then attack it with rockets!!! Then tie the jimmy choos together and sling them over the telephone wires in a hip hop getto ultimate disrespect styleee.

[gung-hoeddie]

You never see it the other way round though, the bitch has left and I'm selling all her shoes to buy me a new ATAT.

although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her best mate and give her the shoes as a "gift"

[ODB]

although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her sister and give her the shoes as a "gift"

Corrected to show what a real man would do.

[Thundershot]

I'd just donate her shoes & clothes to charity... 6 weeks or so later, whilst watching the news @ ten, she'd see some lucky native in some 3rd world or other disaster area wearing them.

[gung-hoeddie]

although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her sister and give her the shoes as a "gift"

Corrected to show what a real man would do.

A real man would sleep with her mother.

[ODB]

although it would be good to see, personally I wouldn't sell them I'd sleep with her sister and give her the shoes as a "gift"

Corrected to show what a real man would do.

A real man would sleep with her brother.

You're on your own there matey.

[gung-hoeddie]

Any holes a goal.

[Sundance]

a REAL man would shag her sister, her best mate AND her mum.

all at once.