Feeling ancient

[Shaunyboy]

I used to worship Shaun Ryder as a lyrical genius. Oddly, my favourite lyric of his isn't from a Happy Mondays track but from Black Grape:

"you do nothing but socialise
and become a menace
put on your reboks man
and go play f*ckin' tennis"

Beautiful.

[Thundershot]

To be honest I can't wait untill I'm old enough to retire

[gung-hoeddie]

Won't be long now then old man,

[The Baron]

Haha, what a bunch of miserable farts!

[gung-hoeddie]

You got wind again Baron?

[Red Laser]

You got wind again Baron?

No he's just full of beans.

[Thundershot]

The internet was nothing but empty fields when I was a young lad.

[Chopper]

Hmmmph.I'm the oldest tech where I work. Youngest is 23. I feel old from time to time

As for the kid with the bogus account, if I were him I'd pass the info on to the cops and have a chuckle at the kiddy fiddler's demise. Prick.

[Lady Jaye]

Damn, does that make me feel old

If you're behaving like an old man, don't be surprised when people start treating you like one...

I am turning bloody 39 this year. I am feeling more alive than ever. My friends range from age 18 to 60. OK, I do collect stuff from my childhood years, but I don't live in those days 24/7. There's more roads to travel than the road to your nanna. Don't just look at things that were, but also at things that are of will be. I try to keep up with things, a thing I learnt from my father. The moment youngsters see/feel/hear you still understand them, they'll open up to you. I hardly ever get those comments.

I don't know any women

Try "The Maltings Care Home, Fakenham", you might pick up a bird!

[The Baron]

Exactly!