I had an original small head Han solo figure and one day I decided to take him to school in my pocket.
My Mother advised me against taking toys to school and assured me I would lose him if I did.
I knew I wouldnt lose him so I took him anyway ...... and lost him !!!
Obviously I was devastated, but after the "I told you so" lecture, my Mother assured me she would buy me another one in town the next day.
Now that really put a smile on my face because I had lost Hans pistol quite a few weeks before, so not only was I getting a new figure ! I was also getting his pistol again too !
Anyway ...... as promised when I got home from school the next day my Mother had a brand spanking new carded Han solo figure for me !
She handed it to me ....... and I looked ..... and I remember being uncomfortable but I smiled and pretended to be happy and trotted off to my bedroom.
I cant remember what words I would have used back then, I just remember feeling betrayed !
I had in my hand a brand new carded Han Solo figure ... but .... he was a mutant !!!
He had a massive head and looked like something from a horror movie ! not only was he the newer, larger head sculpt .... he also had his eyeballs painted slighty off to one side, and his eyebrows were wonky too !
I remember thinking my Mother must have either gone to the "cheap" shop or bought some inferior rubbish from the market ...... this was not Han Solo !
To this day I still have a morbid fear of large head Han Solo figures
