Stephen!

[Quickfire]

Just coming!

BINGO!

long live retro text the nation

text the nation
text the nation
but what if I've only got email?
it's ok! just text!

A bit like BFTB really.

[Red Laser]

If we are being random isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
You can wrap it in ribbon or roll it in a sock

But don't bring it out in public, or they'll put you in the dock.

Lol! Nice add-on Chopper but sacrilege butchering Monty Python like that

[Ross SC]

DOH!

[The Baron]

I'm not an Adam & Joe fan, was taking the piss out of you posting five Adam & Joe youtube links in a row, .

Not that I've got anything against Adam & Joe either...

[paul463]

Ross, thanks! It all makes sense now. Can you decypher the rest of Quickfire's posts too?

[Quickfire]

I'm not an Adam & Joe fan, was taking the piss out of you posting five Adam & Joe youtube links in a row, .

Not that I've got anything against Adam & Joe either...

You might have. You might still be pissed off that didn't recreate the Crystal Maze as rather than Star Wars

"Choose a contestant you must!"
"Alright laddie, it's gort ta b' Quarrell: the rest of my gang are geeks or drunks or hiphop entrepreneurs..."
"Speak for yourself, I'm saving myself for the Aztec zone chuck"

... A while later ...

"30 seconds you have left Quarrel!"
"Ooohhh... what do I do? It's so confusing, don't stress me out!!"
"Follow it down, down into the cellar, no sledge, no shotgun, just drill the locks"
"But I don't haff genug 9-milly? Can I phone-a-friend on wer wurden millionaire?"
"No! The future this is not, dummkopf!"
"It's easy, just use you gatling gun and waste everything!"
"She's going to get locked in, GET OUT GET OUT!"

A bit later

"Now your turn it is Baronski"
"I nominate the Muton"
"Bzzzt"
"Muton! Destroy all of the set and get that facking crystal"
"... roger roger..."
"Can't we all just go down t'pub for a pint of Alec Guiness?

Etc. Etc.