Blood for the Baron!

thats sounds like it would of hurt?

Not so much, it just felt really, really weird. You know how it does that kind of cold dry burning thing? Took me days to get it all out.

once drunkenly decided spraying deoderant on my balls would stop them sweating.......
that hurts a lot.

I once signed up to a web site about old toys.. Oh hang on a moment..

@ school once I put my hand up to ask the teacher something & called out "Mum" instead of "Miss"..does that count?
Or stepping back to admire my handy work..forgetting I was on top of a step ladder

gung-hoeddie wrote:whilst half asleep and in a hurry to get ready for work got work clothes from the tumble dryer put them straight on without checking them, i got to work took off my work jumper and annie's underwear fell out on the floor in front of my colleagues. I was not amused.

at least you weren't WEARING her clothes, right?

The Baron wrote:Not so much, it just felt really, really weird. You know how it does that kind of cold dry burning thing? Took me days to get it all out.

strangely i do, i've had my ears syringed once or twice always had that same sort of feeling after.

Sundance wrote:

gung-hoeddie wrote:whilst half asleep and in a hurry to get ready for work got work clothes from the tumble dryer put them straight on without checking them, i got to work took off my work jumper and annie's underwear fell out on the floor in front of my colleagues. I was not amused.

at least you weren't WEARING her clothes, right?

That day i wasn't.

Golden Puma wrote:sounds like a good one alright, I've done too many stupid things to narrow it down to 1 or 2

All I will say is remember to check your brief case at home before going to an airport, bloody X ray machines!

sticking a fork in a toaster & ending up in hospital with an irregular heart beat, having a pink butterfly tattooed on my arse in front of a tv crew, being interviewed for hong kong tv & telling them i have a monkey on my other arse cheek that look like a 3 year old drew it then saying "oh, hang on that makes me sound like a kiddy fiddler" then (i kid you not!) breaking my thumb trying to pul my trousers down so i can show the camera.
i think my wife would want me to add spending money on toys!

Ross SC wrote:sticking a fork in a toaster & ending up in hospital with an irregular heart beat, having a pink butterfly tattooed on my arse in front of a tv crew, being interviewed for hong kong tv & telling them i have a monkey on my other arse cheek that look like a 3 year old drew it then saying "oh, hang on that makes me sound like a kiddy fiddler" then (i kid you not!) breaking my thumb trying to pul my trousers down so i can show the camera.
i think my wife would want me to add spending money on toys!

Thats gotta be humiliating on national tv! At school a kid (not me!) was asked to read in front of the class - instead of saying there was a queue a mile long, he said there was a queer a mile long, frikkin hilarious!