Re: Variant Commander???
Posted: 15 Jan 2009 19:14
I've got the first draft of the origin of Action Force right here:
"Hello Top Brass here.
What?
Baron who?
The Prime Minister demands action by any force necessary?
This calls for Action Force!
Leave it to meâ€
"Dang this Baron Blighter does not look like he knows the rules of cricket"
"Look PM, I need money and lots of it.
What?
Unlimted funds you say?
Bingo!!!"
"I say, you look like the cheeky sort, would you like to join my Action Force for Queen, country and wotnot? Bring the piano too."
"You sure this is the lastest you have in military hardware? Ok, I'll take it!!!"
"I'll take one of those too, and her!!"
"Now this Ironblood bounder, anyone seen him? He kind of looks like this!!!"
"Good effort Quarrel, but I don't think that's him, you can let go of him though"
"Hmmmmmmmm, this doesn't seem to be working, I think some new research is called for"
"Bang on, seems this Ironblood chap likes hamsters and puts them........ DEAR LORD!"
"I told you before, the Swordfish works on water!!!
Now help me lift it there, we need to save the hamsters, man!!!"
"Now listen up boys....and girl..... I've separated you into the groups for 5-a-side, but I will name you after my favourite keys on the type writer.
You there are Z.
You gets get the Space bar.
You funny smelling lot are Q.
You hard bunch need more than one, so S, and er A and S again for good measure.
"Ahhhhhh, i've got this sweet gig covered, those boys will have the bounder in no time!!!!"
"I say, Quarrel? Be a dear and get your pins in here, undressed or it's the P45 for you!!!"
"Hello Top Brass here.
What?
Baron who?
The Prime Minister demands action by any force necessary?
This calls for Action Force!
Leave it to meâ€
"Dang this Baron Blighter does not look like he knows the rules of cricket"
"Look PM, I need money and lots of it.
What?
Unlimted funds you say?
Bingo!!!"
"I say, you look like the cheeky sort, would you like to join my Action Force for Queen, country and wotnot? Bring the piano too."
"You sure this is the lastest you have in military hardware? Ok, I'll take it!!!"
"I'll take one of those too, and her!!"
"Now this Ironblood bounder, anyone seen him? He kind of looks like this!!!"
"Good effort Quarrel, but I don't think that's him, you can let go of him though"
"Hmmmmmmmm, this doesn't seem to be working, I think some new research is called for"
"Bang on, seems this Ironblood chap likes hamsters and puts them........ DEAR LORD!"
"I told you before, the Swordfish works on water!!!
Now help me lift it there, we need to save the hamsters, man!!!"
"Now listen up boys....and girl..... I've separated you into the groups for 5-a-side, but I will name you after my favourite keys on the type writer.
You there are Z.
You gets get the Space bar.
You funny smelling lot are Q.
You hard bunch need more than one, so S, and er A and S again for good measure.
"Ahhhhhh, i've got this sweet gig covered, those boys will have the bounder in no time!!!!"
"I say, Quarrel? Be a dear and get your pins in here, undressed or it's the P45 for you!!!"
