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Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 25 Sep 2008 17:37
by Andy1672
Muton wrote:The Baron wrote:If you are ever shot in the chest, lie on your side. That way only one lung will fill with blood.
As a medical person, may I add the detail that you should lie on the side you have been shot in, otherwise both lungs will fill with blood regardless! Hope this is of use to everyone!
I will bear that in mind next time I get shot in the side !!!
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 25 Sep 2008 19:17
by paul463
Mate you're not a doctor are you?! If you are I've got this rash......
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 25 Sep 2008 19:53
by Muton
paul463 wrote:Mate you're not a doctor are you?! If you are I've got this rash......
Erm... in that case I'm a plumber...
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 26 Sep 2008 11:35
by paul463
Ah You're a gynaecologist then! I work in Blood Transfusion.
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 26 Sep 2008 12:00
by Muton
I actually work in renal dialysis, and get to have great fun sticking big needles in people.
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 26 Sep 2008 23:56
by Shadow_Contact
Muton wrote: and get to have great fun sticking big needles in people.
Hmmm Sounds like what porn stars say.
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 27 Sep 2008 09:48
by Muton
Yup, I work in the NHS hardcore department.
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 01 Oct 2008 22:27
by Flint
"A stitch in time saves nine."
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 01 Oct 2008 23:28
by The Baron
WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Re: Tip of the Day (non-custom) thread
Posted: 01 Oct 2008 23:49
by Double-Tap
The Baron wrote:WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
the one always got me was "i want my cake and eat it too"
what else you meant to do with cake
Bill