Blood for the Baron!

Quickfire wrote:If anyone wants life-size APC I can facillitate one in grey, maybe a few bullet holes, odd missing wheel, maybe Law-66 strike, let me know as there is a surfeit of them here in Afghanistan. Let's say GBP 200 a pop, buyer covers P&P.

As promised some time ago, soon for Ebay unless other offers arrive first...

Item: Z Force APC (life-size).
One not so careful owner (Soviet Army).
No missile launcher (modded with smoke grenade dispenser due to cutbacks).
No aerial/antenna to speak of.
Turret in need of some oil but otherwise in good nick.
Heavy machine gun ditto.
Modded Zed-esque camoflauge.
8 Flat tyres.
Innards nuked by an RPG-induced fire.
Prolific rust in the interior.
No remaining stickers, but some cunning Shad cyrillic graffitti adds to the flavor.

GBP 200 should do it ONO.
Buyer collects from the Panjshir Valley, Afghanistan.

Will crab air fly it back over?

and theres no aerial...

meertoh wrote:
Excellent! What a bargain!
There might be a problem collecting it though as the rear bumper/carry handle is missing.

Damn, I knew I overlooked something. I think it was locally recycled as a bridge or similar (or the rather tinny-looking bar at the local juice pub?). Probably salvagable if you're nice t'locals.

The Kraken Wakes wrote:and theres no aerial...

Ja, I promise that I looked everywhere, just in case a local had it on his mantelpiece. But, oh no, it's another case of the eternally absent APC aerial...

I think we all need therapy about aerial issues.

I don't have aeriel issues. As my mother said to me after coming out of her post-op anaesthetic:

"I've got my head back on the ground now."

american built saber if anyone wants it for parts or to sit in and pretend you are maveric or ice-man,
free for local pick up off route gull, banja luka west, bosnia beware of the mines though

The Baron wrote:I don't have aeriel issues. As my mother said to me after coming out of her post-op anaesthetic:

"I've got my head back on the ground now."

Ja, Eisenblut, those were the least of her worries, nichts?

"OMFGWTF I just spawned the Devil's protegé in a fit of absence of mind?" might set the tone. Aerials will not. Well, at least if they are green and not red. Or something.

tintinlostsnowy wrote:american built saber if anyone wants it for parts or to sit in and pretend you are maveric or ice-man,
free for local pick up off route gull, banja luka west, bosnia beware of the mines though
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Dude, you are so totally in the next movie.

Or so totally selling air support to Maybe at the same time?!?!



PS. We both need to find ASAP to maximise life-sized / ebay opportunities and "life experiences" for interested (any paying) parties.