Shared Offices

[paul463]

Things not to say when sharing an office....

While having a lively debate about ladies my fellow Office mate said "is there anyone you wouldn't shag?" The answer "Your wife" was it would appear the wrong thing to say..........

You live and learn

[Monkfish]

...and could only be followed after a brief pause by, "Well, not again."

[Thundershot]

" You're getting a fat B@stard!"

"Aye, 'cause every time I shag yer wife she makes me a sandwich!"

[paul463]

...and could only be followed after a brief pause by, "Well, not again."

Bugger should have thought of that!

" You're getting a fat B@stard!"

"Aye, 'cause every time I shag yer wife she makes me a sandwich!"

Brilliant!

She really is a munter though

[Sundance]

'your mum!' would've been worse...

[Chopper]

I dunno, if you had said you would shag his Mum it might not go down so well either. What's a Munter, Paul?

Well done on a successful day of foot and mouth disease I have that problem too......

[Sundance]

a munter is a minger. an ugly bird.

[Thundershot]

Hope this helps Chop'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munter

[Chopper]

Well. I've done me some learning today. Cool.

I would have thought you were being nice, Paul. I mean how would he have felt if you'd said you'd do his wife? damned if you do, damned if you don't.

[Monkfish]

"I mean how would he have felt if you'd said you'd do his wife?"

Well maybe he was thinking that a problem shared is a problem halved...