In fact, it doesSundance wrote:DA, if it makes you feel better, she's not a real nun, she's a model in a nun's habit...
. Thanks for the aclaration, Sundance and, by the way, good joke.Eddies updated army updated!!!
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. Thanks for the aclaration, Sundance and, by the way, good joke.
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I have a picture of a real nun if you like DA?
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Please do post! Every nun is a joke. In fact, everything religious is a joke! 
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You will get a rise out of this one DA 
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I can only remember one Nun joke..
Two Nuns are taking walk in the park & a flasher runs up to 'em, reveals himself & quickly runs off again..one nun was shocked & had a stroke, the other wasn't close enough to reach it in time!
Two Nuns are taking walk in the park & a flasher runs up to 'em, reveals himself & quickly runs off again..one nun was shocked & had a stroke, the other wasn't close enough to reach it in time!
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Thundershot wrote:I can only remember one Nun joke..
Two Nuns are taking walk in the park & a flasher runs up to 'em, reveals himself & quickly runs off again..one nun was shocked & had a stroke, the other wasn't close enough to reach it in time!
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I didn't get it 
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a stroke is a brain seizure.
to stroke is to rub an object.
it's a pun. you're supposed to think she was so shocked she suffered a brain seizure, but the play on words suggests she grabbed the bloke's todger.
to stroke is to rub an object.
it's a pun. you're supposed to think she was so shocked she suffered a brain seizure, but the play on words suggests she grabbed the bloke's todger.
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You may get this one D.A. ( not nun related)
There's this guy who's taking his 1st ever solo parachute jump, he jumps from the plane & goes though the "drill" he's been told to do shouting:
"1000..2000..3000..Pull!"
Upon pulling the handle, to release the 'chute, nothing happens!
Don't panic! (He thinks to himself)..the instructors told me to go though the "drill" again & use the reserve parachute..
"1000..2000..3000..Pull!"
He pulls the handle on the reserve 'chute...& again nothing happens..
"Oh sh*t (he thinks to himself)..what the f*@k do I do now???"
Just then he spies a man hurtling upwards, towards him, from the ground @ great speed..
"Excuse me mate.." the unlucky parachutist asks the guy flying towards him "..but do you know anything about parachutes?"
"No, sorry mate.." replies the the other fella "..do you know any thing about gas ovens???"
There's this guy who's taking his 1st ever solo parachute jump, he jumps from the plane & goes though the "drill" he's been told to do shouting:
"1000..2000..3000..Pull!"
Upon pulling the handle, to release the 'chute, nothing happens!
Don't panic! (He thinks to himself)..the instructors told me to go though the "drill" again & use the reserve parachute..
"1000..2000..3000..Pull!"
He pulls the handle on the reserve 'chute...& again nothing happens..
"Oh sh*t (he thinks to himself)..what the f*@k do I do now???"
Just then he spies a man hurtling upwards, towards him, from the ground @ great speed..
"Excuse me mate.." the unlucky parachutist asks the guy flying towards him "..but do you know anything about parachutes?"
"No, sorry mate.." replies the the other fella "..do you know any thing about gas ovens???"
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Re: Eddies updated army
and now that you explained the pun, I also got the previous joke "You were engineered with such potential, Serpentor. But you lack the most important DNA of all... mine."