The Cobra Officer would win hands down! He outranks the others and would have them peeling potatoes, on permanant K.P., and midnight latrine duty for the next decade!
I don't know how to vote. would win if we talk about a fight (a against mere generic and ? for Primus' sake), but if we talk about personal tastes, I'd say , because is a childhood classic to me.
Then, the "win" is in fight or tastes?
"You were engineered with such potential, Serpentor. But you lack the most important DNA of all... mine."