Whats the dumbest thing youve done?

[gung-hoeddie]

thats sounds like it would of hurt?

[The Baron]

Not so much, it just felt really, really weird. You know how it does that kind of cold dry burning thing? Took me days to get it all out.

[Ross SC]

once drunkenly decided spraying deoderant on my balls would stop them sweating.......
that hurts a lot.

[Thundershot]

I once signed up to a web site about old toys.. Oh hang on a moment..

@ school once I put my hand up to ask the teacher something & called out "Mum" instead of "Miss"..does that count?
Or stepping back to admire my handy work..forgetting I was on top of a step ladder

[Sundance]

whilst half asleep and in a hurry to get ready for work got work clothes from the tumble dryer put them straight on without checking them, i got to work took off my work jumper and annie's underwear fell out on the floor in front of my colleagues. I was not amused.

at least you weren't WEARING her clothes, right?

[gung-hoeddie]

Not so much, it just felt really, really weird. You know how it does that kind of cold dry burning thing? Took me days to get it all out.

strangely i do, i've had my ears syringed once or twice always had that same sort of feeling after.

[gung-hoeddie]

whilst half asleep and in a hurry to get ready for work got work clothes from the tumble dryer put them straight on without checking them, i got to work took off my work jumper and annie's underwear fell out on the floor in front of my colleagues. I was not amused.

at least you weren't WEARING her clothes, right?

That day i wasn't.

[paul463]

sounds like a good one alright, I've done too many stupid things to narrow it down to 1 or 2

All I will say is remember to check your brief case at home before going to an airport, bloody X ray machines!

[Ross SC]

sticking a fork in a toaster & ending up in hospital with an irregular heart beat, having a pink butterfly tattooed on my arse in front of a tv crew, being interviewed for hong kong tv & telling them i have a monkey on my other arse cheek that look like a 3 year old drew it then saying "oh, hang on that makes me sound like a kiddy fiddler" then (i kid you not!) breaking my thumb trying to pul my trousers down so i can show the camera.
i think my wife would want me to add spending money on toys!

[mark]

sticking a fork in a toaster & ending up in hospital with an irregular heart beat, having a pink butterfly tattooed on my arse in front of a tv crew, being interviewed for hong kong tv & telling them i have a monkey on my other arse cheek that look like a 3 year old drew it then saying "oh, hang on that makes me sound like a kiddy fiddler" then (i kid you not!) breaking my thumb trying to pul my trousers down so i can show the camera.
i think my wife would want me to add spending money on toys!

Thats gotta be humiliating on national tv! At school a kid (not me!) was asked to read in front of the class - instead of saying there was a queue a mile long, he said there was a queer a mile long, frikkin hilarious!