What grinds my gears

[gung-hoeddie]

people that i would call 'billy big biscuits' these are people that walk like there five feet wide even though you've seen more meat on an anorexic elbow.

[AnnieM]

I pride myself on being quite a laid back kinda girl, but the following really get my goat.... Bad drivers, people who talk really loud in birdwatching hides, uninsured drivers (i lost the front end of a Hillman Imp to one) and the makers of Channel Four's Come Dine With Me who, after two interviews last week in which they quizzed me about everything from my favourite music to my hairstyle, turned me down because I lived too far from the other contestants. Secretly, I think it was because they didn't like my quiff. Bloody quiffists.

[Double-Tap]

I pride myself on being quite a laid back kinda girl, but the following really get my goat.... Bad drivers, people who talk really loud in birdwatching hides, uninsured drivers (i lost the front end of a Hillman Imp to one) and the makers of Channel Four's Come Dine With Me who, after two interviews last week in which they quizzed me about everything from my favourite music to my hairstyle, turned me down because I lived too far from the other contestants. Secretly, I think it was because they didn't like my quiff. Bloody quiffists.

annie you sure it wasnt eddie playing with his toys in the kitchen that put them off???
Bill

[AnnieM]

they did ask if i had any skeletons in the cupboard but Eddie hasn't got a yet so i said no...

[Thundershot]

That would of been a fun episode Annie..I'd have recorded the "tour around the house" bit just just to see both your & Eddie's collections..What meal would you of prepaired for your lucky geusts?

[AnnieM]

spaghetti hoops a la toast, followed by a ravioli du heinz and finishing with Bird's trifle. Only joking, i'm quite a good cook really. Mind you, get enough alcohol in the guests and it doesn't matter what you serve 'em.

[gung-hoeddie]

I pride myself on being quite a laid back kinda girl, but the following really get my goat.... Bad drivers, people who talk really loud in birdwatching hides, uninsured drivers (i lost the front end of a Hillman Imp to one) and the makers of Channel Four's Come Dine With Me who, after two interviews last week in which they quizzed me about everything from my favourite music to my hairstyle, turned me down because I lived too far from the other contestants. Secretly, I think it was because they didn't like my quiff. Bloody quiffists.

annie you sure it wasnt eddie playing with his toys in the kitchen that put them off???
Bill

cheeky. I would love to of had that tour bit, i would of hid in the toy room wearing a nappy and when they walked in i would of done a poo!

[The Baron]

[Ross SC]

ok, eddie, if you dont like body odor, hong kong aint the place for you (certainly aint the place for me!)
annoying flies? bloody mozzie here are like that! indestructable bastards!
as for yours baron...... toilet roll's back to front are one of my pet hates! THEY SHOULD FACE THE FRONT! as for people.... yep.
sundance, that's nearly all women! im not saying i dont agree...........

[The Baron]

I do get quite irrational about that bog roll thing! I've lived in shared hourses for too long, the other one is f*ckers who balance the new bog roll on top of the empty one.

But seriously, racism, sexism, intolerance, cruelty, abuse, bigotry, sanctimonious people, inconsideration, littering, they all get my back up.

My latest one is when you hold the door open for a stranger, or step to one side so they can pass, and they saunter past without a word or eye contact. Makes my blood boil. I always turn towards them and say "YOU'RE f*cking WELCOME!"