MAJOR BLUDD (v2)
Major Bludd is a total mercenary slime who would think nothing of renting out his own grandmother as a tackling dummy. Wanted on three continents just on general principles, he is adept with plastic explosives, long-range sniper rifles, garrotes, blunt instruments, poisoned ice picks, Saturday Night Specials and anything with nasty spikes sticking out of it. When he heard Cobra had invented the ultimate in sonic weapons, he promptly went out and stole his own private arsenal.
"Major Bludd writes really bad poetry. Rhymes that get rejected by PRISON newsletters, limericks that miss the beat, haiku with sixteen syllables and free form couplets about assault rifles and bayonet lugs. Those who have received manuscripts from Major Bludd would have preferred letter bombs..."
Armaments: Weapons-Jamming Sonic Disruptor Cannon, and Multi-Burst Pom-Pom Laser Rifle.
Weapons Qualification: Sharpshooter
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