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How's your German?

Postby The Baron » 14 Jul 2008 14:05

Something I've wanted to do for a while now is release an english translation version of the two German Action Force comics.

I've just run all of the text through http://uk.babelfish.yahoo.com/, but it's all come out in gerglish. Does anyone fancy having a go at unscramblifying this?

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001

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action force

their order: defense of the world democracy

baron iron blood threatens the friedliebende world!

as action does force succeed to defend the good?

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002

we write the year 2011. the peoples ground live already for some time in peace and freedom, united with a democratic world government.

only baron iron blood, who reigns last dangerous criminals, terrorized with its gang of enslaved adventurers, with thinking robots and most modern miracle weapons. its goal: the assumption of the world domination!

when refined technician and technical designer can manipulate baron iron blood robot, humans by brain laundry affect yes, he have even fahigkeit to double by mould IR splitting everything. humans such as machines. its terror gang laundry from there strengthens constantly on

red shadow

the black major

Muton

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003

the terror baron iron blood does not know borders. it operated too land, to water and even in the universe.

nobody knows, when and how baron slams iron blood shut. its most dangerous weapon: the laser centrifuge. with extremely bundled light it reaches the earth mass over thousands of kilometer through each point of our planet. very fast and with absolute accuracy of fire!

the highest safety organ of the mankind, which security council point, under the presidency of the world president nine nela advises over measured the danger.

Ladies and Gentlemen - I thank them for its agreement.

we hereby unanimously decided, action the force - units to set up, in order to proceed against baron iron blood. we must take it prisoner living, in order to be able to meet the energy of the bad. its diseased lust for power and its brutal destruction - rage endanger the peace and the freedom of our planet!

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004

"the task action the force is it to take all terrorists prisoner without it lives to endanger. I assigned captain grant of james scott in Scotland to develop the anti-terror team mentioned Z Force. captain scott is a man that strategy along many honors."

"in addition Z Force by a special unit one supports. a selection of specialists, for special gave up trained: the special anti-terror team, mentioned sas. the best best."

"…and us messages are finally present. that baron iron blood makes even space uncertain. space must be defended. also for it we trained specialists: Space Force - space anti-terror team."

"equipped with the most modern spacecraft."

since baron iron blood drives nuisance also on and under all weltmeeren its, is the employment of Q Force, the deep sea anti-terror team necessary. the specialists iguana, shark and more phoner belong to this team.

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005

"this action force with its four special-purpose forces Z, SAS, Q and Space Force is used against our dangerous enemy. the instruction reads: all terrorists take prisoner - without it live to endanger!"

already few meet later

hello comrade! we received the order, the conference himalaya - of the governors to protected. the world government fears one attacked from baron iron blood. he, trackhound, which you mean in addition?

that let hear for a long time nothing more of itself… perhaps rests before the storm?

we break tomorrow morning punctually at 6 o'clock open 30!

on the next day…

I heard, the world government action the force now used.

oh! a good decision. these courageous specialists will secure the peace in the world. baron iron blood will have hardly still another chance!

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006

the peace is with them, my gentlemen. I may present my daughter to them, armanien princess perihan of.

much, princess pleases

a beautiful day!

but suddenly!

there!!! on the horizon! what is that? do they see the red dust cloud!?

note! Of baron ironblood hears the instruction!

at the same time…

the princess of armanien seizes! take it prisoner alive!

I need the princess as a hostage, in order arimanien under my control to get…

assistance! assistance! my daughter, where is my daughter? assistaaaaaance!

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007

alarm! to all units! large-scale attack of baron iron blood! we need urgently support. of sas. ask immediately and also Q Force and Space Force constant!

here sas: position x-985 we arrive in 5 minutes!

a little later

there! sas! the assistance approaches!

back with the red shadow!

iron blood! iron blood! what are we to do? action the force is in the majority!

retreat! immediate retreat!!!

Muton announces: also space Force and Q Force are alarmed…

the capture of the princess perihan from arimanien was prevented. whether succeeds now taking the black major and the red shadow prisoner to save or whether the baron iron blood creates it with its ingenious ideas and technical possibilities, its gang - plays now even with the new action force figures and vehicles.

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action force

their order: defense of the world democracy

alarm in solar power work

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002

at the Red Sea the democratic world government has the most modern solar power work grounds built. president Nina nela the inaugural address…

this plant will bring prosperity to the whole region!

it is so far!

here m 16! everything clearly for...

Operation Thunderclap!

it goes loosely! begin, red laser!

FIRE!

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003

the laser beam missed its goal only scarcely…

thousands devil!

covering! that is an assault of the terror gang!

Allah!

those seize myself I! call reinforcement, eagle!

okay hunter! quickfire, you protects the president!

there the betäubungskanone is clear…!

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004

covering!

ahh!

curses! SAS attacks! we must away, red laser!

and the red shadows?

those are to save themselves!

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005

three against one! need reinforcement!

do which, red laser! the jeep approaches!

no panic, baron! power truck detaches each SAS jeep loosely!

on the sea…

shark! an emergency call!

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006

course on the coast! turbo-thrust switch on! each second counts!

deep glider clearly!

with 320 nautical miles per races the waving jet grants near. but whether is sufficient?

escape basis alpha is directly reached!

very well! the man of sas drops back!

the sensor computer shows… baron iron blood personally leads the employment! I take the glider!

there is power truck!

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009

fast and bank, before the chap entwischt!

the basis! created!

we must flee… for now! if I come back, I avenge myself!

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010

shark! more phoner! in order to crack these tanks door, we need heavy turn out

uselessly! ours hives is away!

thundering a arrow-fast escape spaceship hunts into the sky…

perhaps nevertheless not! where to have we the Space Force? Njet Jet, come!

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011

deeply in all, on a circular path between ground and moon, float the space force orbital gliders. at wheel: Njet Jet, the best astronaut of the free world…

Njet, kamärrraden! no trace of barrron! därrr is äntwischt!

in the meantime in the solar power work…

terribly, eagles! that throws us back around years!

unfortunately, woman president, but one are safe…

…I will not rather rest, until action force baron stretches iron blood to brought!

can eagle its promises to true-make, or is baron iron blood with its accomplices into deep all this escape? this and still many further exciting adventures can arrange you now - with the new figures and vehicles action the force!
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Re: How's your German?

Postby Destro » 14 Jul 2008 22:23

I just spent the last 45 minutes giving a decent interpretation of the first few pages and I've just accidently deleted it arrrrgggghhhhhhhh!
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Re: How's your German?

Postby The Baron » 15 Jul 2008 00:12

Oh no. Were you working directly into the forum box, or an offline Word file (or similar)? If it was offline have a look through your Temp folder (It'll be where Word saves files to automatically, hidden on the C Drive), there might be a backup.
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Re: How's your German?

Postby jamarmiller » 15 Jul 2008 03:32

this is a great Idea I always wanted to see these translated!

way to go on getting the ball rolling on this
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Re: How's your German?

Postby Lady Jaye » 15 Jul 2008 09:31

Translation of the first comic:

1.
Free
Action Force
Their assignment: defense of world peace

Baron Ironblood threathens the peace loving world.
Will Action Force succeed in defending the good?

2.
It is the year 2011. Nations across the earth live together in peace and harmony for a while now, with on top a democratic chosen world government.

Nevertheless Baron Ironblood, the last dangerous criminal, terrorises the world with his gang of addicted adventurers, thinking robots and ultra modern weaponry. His goal: to take over the world!

As a refined mechanic and engineer Baron Ironblood is able to manipulate robots, and influence people through brain-washing. Yes, he even has the ability to duplicate matter. People and machines. His terror gang grows stronger in number permanently.

Red Shadows
Black Major
Robot (Muton)

3.
The terror of Baron Ironblood has no boundaries. He operates on land, on water and even in space.

Nobody knows when and how Baron Ironblood will strike. His most dangerous weapon: the laser exterminator. This extremly bundled light can reach for thousands of kilometres, through the mass of the earts, and point on our planet. Within seconds and with absolute accuracy!

The highest security organisation of mankind, the security counsel of wise men, under the leadership of world president Nina Nela holds session about the outbreak of danger.

Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you for your approval.

We have decided unanimously to deploy Action Force units to fight Baron Ironblood. We must take him alive to be able to learn about the energy of evil. His sick greed for power and his vicious destructive delusions endanger the peace and freedom of our planet!

4.
The task of Action Force is to encapture all terrorists without endangering their lives. I have ordered Captain Grant James Scott in Scotland to assemble the anti terror team, named ATT. Captain Scott is a man of strategy and earned a lot of rewards.

Next to that, ATT will be supported a specialised unit. A choice of specialists for designed for special tasks: the special anti terror team, named SATT. The best of the best.

Because Baron Ironblood also operates his madness in and on our oceans, we need the involvement of TSATT, the deep sea anti terror team. The specialists Shark, Leviathan and Phones are members of this group.

And finally, it has come to our knowledge that Baron Ironblood even endangers outer space. Space must be defended. For this we have another team of specialists: WATT, space anti terror team.

Equipped with the most advanced space ships.

5.
Action Force, with its four specialist units, ATT, SATT, TSATT and WATT, will be deployed against our dangerous enemy. Their order: capture all terrorists witout endagering their lives.

A few days later…
Hello comrades! We have the order to defend the congress of Himalaya governors. The world government expects an attack from Baron Ironblood. Hey Tracker, what is it?

We have not heard from him for a long time now. Maybe the silence before the storm?

Tomorrow, we will break up at 6.30 sharp!

Next day…

I heard that the world government has deployed Action Force.
Really! That is a good thing. These brave specialists will secure the peace in the world. Baron Ironblood is unlikely to have any chance!

6.
Gentlemen, peace is with you. May I untroduce to you my daughter, princess Perihan of Armania.
Very pleased prinsess.
A beautifull day, isn’t it?

Then suddenly!
There, on the horizont. What is that? Do you see the red cloud of dust?

Beware! Hear the commands of Baron Ironblood.

At the same time…
Take the princess of Armania. Take her prisoner alive!

I will use the prinsess as hostage to gain control over Armania…

Help! Help! My daughter! Where is my daughter! Heeeelp!!!

7.
Alarm! To all units. Major strike from Baron Ironblood. We need support from SATT immediately. Please call for TSATT and WATT as well.

Here SATT: position X-985. We will meet you in 5 minutes.

A little later
There is SATT! Help comes!

Away with the Red Shadows!

Ironblood! Ironblood! What shall we do. Action Force has outnumbered us!
Withdraw! Withdraw immediately!
Muton calling: WATT and TSATT have been alarmed.

The emprisonment of Princess Perihan of Armania has been prevented. Whether Action Force succeeds in capturing the Black Major and the Red Shadows or Baron Ironblood is able to save his gang with his ingenious hunches and technology, it is all up to you. Now you can play it yourself with the new Action Force figures and vehicles.
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Re: How's your German?

Postby The Baron » 15 Jul 2008 17:45

Great! Thanks very much!
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Re: How's your German?

Postby jamarmiller » 16 Jul 2008 02:26

thats awesome Lady Jaye thank you!
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Re: How's your German?

Postby Lady Jaye » 16 Jul 2008 12:59

And the second comic:

1.
Free
Action Force
Their assignment: defense of world peace
Alarm in solar power plant

2.
At the Red Sea the democratic world government built the most advanced solar power plant in the world. President Nina Nela is giving the opening speech…

This construction will give prosperity to the entire region!
It is time!

M16 here! Everything is ready for…

… operation thunderstrike!
Here we go. Commence, Red Laser!
Fire!

3.
The laser-beam misses its goal just closely…
Thousand devils!
Cover! This is a raid from the terror gang!
Allah!

I will get them. Eagle, call for back-up!
OK, Stalker! Quickfire, protect the president.

There they are. Stun cannon ready …!

4.
Cover!
Ahh!

Dammit! SATT is attacking. We must run, Red Laser!
What about the Red Shadows?

They must save themselves!

5.
Three against one. Need back-up!
Do something, Red Laser! The jeep is closing in!
No panic baron! The power truck will shake of any SATT jeep!

At sea…
Shark! An emergency call!

6.
Head for the coast! Jet propulsion on! Every second counts!
Stingray ready!

The Swordfish heads for the coast at 320 nautical miles per hours. But will it make any difference?

We are almost at cover base Alpha!
Very good! The guy from SATT is falling back!

The sensory computer shows that Baron Ironblood is leading the party personally! I will take the Stingray!
There is the power truck!

11.
Quickly head for shore, or the guy will escape!
The base! We did it!
We must run… for now! When I will return, I will get my revenge!

12.
Shark! Phones! We need some heavy equipment to break this reinforced door!

No more objective! Our prey is gone!

With thundering noise an ultra fast spaceship flies into the sky…

Well, maybe not yet! For what reason do we have WATT? Hot Jets, come in!

13.
Deep in space, orbiting between Earth and the moon, floats the WATT Cosmic Cruiser. At the wheels: Hot Jets, the best space pilot of the free world…

Njet, comrades! No sign of the baron. He has disappeared!

Meanwhile at the solar power plan.
By Jove Eagle! This will drop us back for years.
It is a pity misses president. But on thing is for sure…

… I will not rest sooner than, before Action Force will have brought Baron Ironblood to justice!

Will Eagle be able to make his promise, or did Baron Ironblood and his henchmen escape into outer space? This and many other adventures you can have yourself now with the new figures and vehicles from Action Force!

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