Blood for the Baron!

Yup yup. I'll be arriving Friday evening.

I too am very excited for the next episode. My ears are going to be all over this sh*t.

ODB wrote:

Jimbobx wrote:

Red Laser wrote:Can we have him banned for posting porn? lol

It's arty porn, Laser. Soft focus lens and cut to sunset. Classy an that.

Isn't that just because you have smeared my rim with Vaseline?

You know all the tricks, Rich.

The Baron wrote:Spray paint?

Sexy spray paint?

The Kraken Wakes wrote:Sorry, lept meaning to ask around as i work for a textiles firm we should have the knowledge. Will do so post haste.

Sexy textiles.

Red Laser wrote:Can we have him banned for posting porn? lol

It's arty porn, Laser. Soft focus lens and cut to sunset. Classy an that.

Maybe we could buy one and share it?

The Baron wrote:That was the whole point of the crash.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Get her!!!

Act Three

MOJAVE DESERT

Stranded & disheartened, Sexama-tron 4 turns his back on sexiness and forms a close but NOT sexually intimate relationship with the goats of the desert. Delighting in simple not sexy pleasures such as making cheese (but not eating it though, goats cheese is rank) and star ...

Act Two

LAS VEGAS CASINO

After a long journey during which he doesn't disturb the desert goats indigenous to the area sexually at all, Sexama-tron 4 reaches Las Vegas where he does some gambling and wins BIG by using his sexy power to influence the roulette table. He then celebrates his sexy luck ...