Blood for the Baron!

Wow... Just... Wow...

I honestly have no idea what any of these are, which is surprising, considering what a plastic
junkie I am.

I am a little confused by the sticker on the base of that robot gambling device. Does it say 'my kitty'? Did someone wrench the still cognitive brain out of their ...

I'm a dreadnok, I ain't gonna salute anyone. I will raise a pint of ale to ya, though!

CHEERS, MATE!

Chopper wrote:I prefer the hooks, original and the best.

Rocksteady, what matters more than your loins?

Not a lot, for me! My booze battered liver is also pretty high
up the list. I genuinely enjoy being a rum soaked beer monkey.

Ooooooohhh... women in uniform... genuinely, that rocks my world. And by world I mean my pants.

seaneley wrote: It's a man's world, baby!

But it's nothing... NOTHING...without a woman ooo oo oooooohhh!!!

James Brown, baby.

Okay, I AM joking here, just in case anyone thinks I'm the complementary grape soda rapist.

.. fixed that for you.

Anyway ... Geoff Woad is ready to return to society, in his general life etc. according to the News of the Grauniad:

"Game of Thrones actor has part of ear bitten off: Clive ...

Welcome, dude! Gotta say, super jealous of the Flagg! Well done on collecting and keeping in your youth, I collected, then shot and burnt them. Everthing in my collection now I had to buy again, because I was a destructive little git as a kid!

Last year was my first con, I met loads of awesome people, bought loads of awesome action figures and artist sketches, and had two wicked nights of beer fueled mayhem! It was AMAZING!

Now drink this fancy looking cocktail we definately HAVEN'T spiked...

The Travelodge was a LITTLE rapey last year, but if you give as good as you get, it all balances out. The trick is to break into the kitchen and inject all the small complementary milk pots for the tea in peoples' rooms with a little rohypnol. Not enough to knock them out, juuuuuust enough to make ...

Not to mention opponents who're using thermal imaging equipment.

Oh, you would be SCREWED! The fellas they were up against were pretty modern military, so thermal imagers would be a serious potential threat!


Also, you'd have to make damn certain they'd had enough time to cool down before ...